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Title: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Freegamer on September 09, 2014, 06:55:32 pm
i know most or some of you ass holes would tell me to steal shit and rip the system.  but I'm actually happy i found a better job.  making 11.05 plus .50 per hour for working third shift.

the only gripe i have is fucking orientation.  its for fucking retarded people.  i feel like doing actual work, especially since i got to drive an hour to get there.

on the plus side i have a job coach who is with me to help make sure i get everything.  just more help for me huh. his name is rick and he looks like a middle aged fitness instructor.  and he is very personable. and easy to work with.

i just hate dragging him down there in the middle of the night.
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Pill Popper on September 09, 2014, 06:57:24 pm
You in canada or the states. Buddy I know got almost 16 an hour to start at a DHL near my house
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 09, 2014, 06:59:37 pm
Protip: they deliver prescription medications in DHL trucks that carry limited quantities of narcotics and to old ppl too sick to get their meds

I have an interview tomorro to wait tables at a convention center. Its literally my first job interview in at least 6 years. Ikinda forget what they are like
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: mashleshmash on September 09, 2014, 07:03:20 pm
Protip: they deliver prescription medications in DHL trucks that carry limited quantities of narcotics and to old ppl too sick to get their meds

I have an interview tomorro to wait tables at a convention center. Its literally my first job interview in at least 6 years. Ikinda forget what they are like

What are you going to say if they ask you why you haven't had a job in 6 years?

Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 09, 2014, 07:06:19 pm
>implying I didn't lie on my resume

Ive never waited tables before either but said I have years of experience
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Pill Popper on September 09, 2014, 07:08:15 pm
Protip: they deliver prescription medications in DHL trucks that carry limited quantities of narcotics and to old ppl too sick to get their meds

I have an interview tomorro to wait tables at a convention center. Its literally my first job interview in at least 6 years. Ikinda forget what they are like

What are you going to say if they ask you why you haven't had a job in 6 years?

I would assume a criminal record check will tell them what they need to know
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 09, 2014, 07:11:41 pm
Protip: they deliver prescription medications in DHL trucks that carry limited quantities of narcotics and to old ppl too sick to get their meds

I have an interview tomorro to wait tables at a convention center. Its literally my first job interview in at least 6 years. Ikinda forget what they are like

What are you going to say if they ask you why you haven't had a job in 6 years?

I would assume a criminal record check will tell them what they need to know

How would you feel if IQ tests were mandatory for obtaining employment?
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Soso0 on September 09, 2014, 07:23:12 pm
Gratz OP what level of education do you have?

It's easy to bs interviews. I'm sure it's difficult for higher paying jobs. I had an interview about a week ago for Valet job 14/hr including tips. They haven not called me back yet, should I send them an email? They never game me a phone number.
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: ThaTermeneter on September 09, 2014, 07:40:50 pm
As far as I knew DHL closed shop in the USA, where ya at?
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Tungsten.Chromium on September 09, 2014, 07:48:22 pm
Man this post makes me realize just how spoiled we are here in houston.  The starting wage at this company is 16.00 an hr and all the overtime you want.  Even the most basic idiot mexicans who don't speak a word of english are making bank sitting on their asses pressing a couple of buttons.  You can easily be making 100k+ a year under your own company after a couple of years in the industry.  Oil n' Gas FTW. 

I do congratulate you on your new job OP, just remember to keep an updated resume and always be looking.  A good place to start for people who have no connections is http://www.rigzone.com/ 
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Lucifer on September 09, 2014, 08:09:00 pm
I don't understand how anyone could be willing to work for $11.55/hr, but congrats anyway.
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Freegamer on September 09, 2014, 09:59:10 pm
thanks for replys.  ill try to answer all q's.

the one i work at is in enlarger Kentucky.  just south of Cincinnati.  but i live in middletown so the drive is 1 hour each way.  i do hope that after probation period i could move to a closer facility if there is one.  i think there is one in dayton but not sure.

i do have a criminal background.  got arrested twice for theft.  but i still passed the background check.  the interview i had lasted all of 5 minutes and i didn't even know it was one till after.  it was quick and simple.  lift a 50 lbs box, put it on ground, lift back up and place onto table.  not too difficult but i admit it is heavy.

i wish i could get $16 hour.  thats about what my younger bro makes as a machinist.
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Freegamer on September 09, 2014, 10:03:48 pm
I don't understand how anyone could be willing to work for $11.55/hr, but congrats anyway.

well its better than my previous job.  12 hours a week at 8.50 hour!  and i don't pay for Anything.  rent, electric, etc...  none of that shit i have to pay for.  so i can save every penny.
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Soso0 on September 09, 2014, 10:08:23 pm
Man this post makes me realize just how spoiled we are here in houston.  The starting wage at this company is 16.00 an hr and all the overtime you want.  Even the most basic idiot mexicans who don't speak a word of english are making bank sitting on their asses pressing a couple of buttons.  You can easily be making 100k+ a year under your own company after a couple of years in the industry.  Oil n' Gas FTW. 

I do congratulate you on your new job OP, just remember to keep an updated resume and always be looking.  A good place to start for people who have no connections is http://www.rigzone.com/
Thanks for the link. I found an ad for $18.25/hr +OT, two weeks on, one week off. The only problem is that I would have to move over to Willinston, North Dakota but you get free housing. It's a ways from where I live in Minnesota and North Dakota just sounds awfully boring. I'm tempted to apply for the money. I haven't been able to get a job over here that pays over $8.25.
 
I don't understand how anyone could be willing to work for $11.55/hr, but congrats anyway.
I wish I could be making $11.55/hr right now. That's a fortune compared to what I've been making.
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: burroughs on September 09, 2014, 10:24:40 pm
the only gripe i have is fucking orientation.  its for fucking retarded people.  i feel like doing actual work, especially since i got to drive an hour to get there.

on the plus side i have a job coach who is with me to help make sure i get everything.  just more help for me huh. his name is rick and he looks like a middle aged fitness instructor.  and he is very personable. and easy to work with.
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Pill Popper on September 09, 2014, 10:50:46 pm
Protip: they deliver prescription medications in DHL trucks that carry limited quantities of narcotics and to old ppl too sick to get their meds

I have an interview tomorro to wait tables at a convention center. Its literally my first job interview in at least 6 years. Ikinda forget what they are like

What are you going to say if they ask you why you haven't had a job in 6 years?

I would assume a criminal record check will tell them what they need to know

How would you feel if IQ tests were mandatory for obtaining employment?

Hmm that's something you would fail if they had those tests
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 10, 2014, 12:46:23 am
Protip: they deliver prescription medications in DHL trucks that carry limited quantities of narcotics and to old ppl too sick to get their meds

I have an interview tomorro to wait tables at a convention center. Its literally my first job interview in at least 6 years. Ikinda forget what they are like

What are you going to say if they ask you why you haven't had a job in 6 years?

I would assume a criminal record check will tell them what they need to know

How would you feel if IQ tests were mandatory for obtaining employment?

Hmm that's something you would fail if they had those tests

quoted
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Freegamer on September 10, 2014, 02:36:36 am
the only gripe i have is fucking orientation.  its for fucking retarded people.  i feel like doing actual work, especially since i got to drive an hour to get there.

on the plus side i have a job coach who is with me to help make sure i get everything.  just more help for me huh. his name is rick and he looks like a middle aged fitness instructor.  and he is very personable. and easy to work with.

Not that i need a job coach.  Never had one before and have had a dizen official jobs.  But alas its only for a week plus a day.
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 10, 2014, 11:56:49 am
Interview went well but I think they might call my previous employer who I didnt actually work for
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Mayweather on September 10, 2014, 12:05:05 pm
unstable matter is a invalid cripple

just get welfare
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Mayweather on September 10, 2014, 12:07:08 pm
363 posts

lmao just lmao
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 10, 2014, 12:07:45 pm
I got welfare for 2months while on parole so if I forgot to take off my watch before seeing my parole officer I had my bases covered.

I think it was less than $500

If  I get this job it was an act of god
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 10, 2014, 12:09:27 pm
363 posts

lmao just lmao

Ive posted on here like 3 days, 100+shitpoasts a day. A barren websites quality exponentially increases with my shitpoasts
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Mayweather on September 10, 2014, 12:10:39 pm
aren't you 27 you fucking bum
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Mayweather on September 10, 2014, 12:11:55 pm
363 posts

lmao just lmao

Ive posted on here like 3 days, 100+shitpoasts a day. A barren websites quality exponentially increases with my shitpoasts

solid justification faggot

a hundred posts a day is vizier your new role model or are you just a fucking loser

i'll answer

both

cripped faggot
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Mayweather on September 10, 2014, 12:12:28 pm
don't you have one arm or a  severe hunchback or some other hideous physical deformity
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Mayweather on September 10, 2014, 12:14:51 pm
Protip: they deliver prescription medications in DHL trucks that carry limited quantities of narcotics and to old ppl too sick to get their meds

I have an interview tomorro to wait tables at a convention center. Its literally my first job interview in at least 6 years. Ikinda forget what they are like

lmao

nero are you reading this
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 10, 2014, 12:15:18 pm
Would you consider bi/homosexuality a deformity?

I eagerly await your justification for such behaviot
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 10, 2014, 12:21:34 pm
My breath is literally bated

Does that turn you on?
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Mayweather on September 10, 2014, 12:24:12 pm
who is bisexual/homosexual

nero has fucked more girls than you and is almost a decade younger

faggot
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 10, 2014, 12:26:59 pm
Lmao

Nero are you reading this?
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 10, 2014, 12:28:00 pm
Remember a week ago when I posted a pic of nero and you assessed his sexual attractivrness?
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Mayweather on September 10, 2014, 12:28:22 pm
nero is 200lbs and has neck tattoos now
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Joe on September 10, 2014, 12:33:49 pm
Ich bin what the fuck is dhl Teufel Und Verdammte
I don't know what the fuck I just typed, dhl is german something
so ich bin haben ein groben schniedelwutz

How the fuck do I know german almost
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 10, 2014, 12:36:37 pm
Neck tattoos are victimhood announced

Seriously only the dumbest faggots get them. A guy I hate has "ready 2 die" on his neck

Seriously only the dumbest fucking people get neck tattoos and I know far too many of them

Seriously on thr dumbest fucking people get them

Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Mayweather on September 10, 2014, 12:45:55 pm
go wait tables victim
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 10, 2014, 12:47:18 pm
"Homosexuality is absolutely haram"

"But my boyfriend has a neck tattoo!"

Did this really just happen?
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 10, 2014, 12:53:40 pm
Stop being passive aggreasive and confront the issue of your enjoyment of penis head on
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 10, 2014, 01:08:24 pm
Chased mayweather off again

Ill have to pretend to be feeble next time to kill a little more time
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: Tungsten.Chromium on September 11, 2014, 01:05:36 pm
Man this post makes me realize just how spoiled we are here in houston.  The starting wage at this company is 16.00 an hr and all the overtime you want.  Even the most basic idiot mexicans who don't speak a word of english are making bank sitting on their asses pressing a couple of buttons.  You can easily be making 100k+ a year under your own company after a couple of years in the industry.  Oil n' Gas FTW. 

I do congratulate you on your new job OP, just remember to keep an updated resume and always be looking.  A good place to start for people who have no connections is http://www.rigzone.com/
Thanks for the link. I found an ad for $18.25/hr +OT, two weeks on, one week off. The only problem is that I would have to move over to Willinston, North Dakota but you get free housing. It's a ways from where I live in Minnesota and North Dakota just sounds awfully boring. I'm tempted to apply for the money. I haven't been able to get a job over here that pays over $8.25.
 
I don't understand how anyone could be willing to work for $11.55/hr, but congrats anyway.
I wish I could be making $11.55/hr right now. That's a fortune compared to what I've been making.

Glad to help, just make sure if you make a big commitment (like moving, quitting another job, etc) that you have it in writing.  North Dakota was booming a few years ago, but I think it's calmed down a little bit now.  If they are offering housing then look into it though.  Thats the biggest thing out there right now from what I've heard, is finding a place to stay.  I guess its normal for like 6 people to cram into a hotel 6 room, not from lack of money, from lack of housing. 

These 7.25-8.55 an hr jobs are what I like to call high school jobs.  Where they're not too serious and are mainly just for you to have some extra money.  The oil and gas jobs listed on there are career jobs, meaning a whole lot different kind of work from retail/warehouse.  I'm not trying to discourage you from coming into the field, but just think it over before making a big life decision like this.
Title: Re: i got a job at dhl
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 11, 2014, 01:20:51 pm
Man this post makes me realize just how spoiled we are here in houston.  The starting wage at this company is 16.00 an hr and all the overtime you want.  Even the most basic idiot mexicans who don't speak a word of english are making bank sitting on their asses pressing a couple of buttons.  You can easily be making 100k+ a year under your own company after a couple of years in the industry.  Oil n' Gas FTW. 

I do congratulate you on your new job OP, just remember to keep an updated resume and always be looking.  A good place to start for people who have no connections is http://www.rigzone.com/
i wish i lacked the love and compassion i have for our home planet to be able to work in the oil biz. Shits every where down here like you said they hire any one. i'd feel too bad about drilling hurting mother earth though.