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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2014, 10:50:46 pm »
Protip: they deliver prescription medications in DHL trucks that carry limited quantities of narcotics and to old ppl too sick to get their meds

I have an interview tomorro to wait tables at a convention center. Its literally my first job interview in at least 6 years. Ikinda forget what they are like

What are you going to say if they ask you why you haven't had a job in 6 years?

I would assume a criminal record check will tell them what they need to know

How would you feel if IQ tests were mandatory for obtaining employment?

Hmm that's something you would fail if they had those tests

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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2014, 12:46:23 am »
Protip: they deliver prescription medications in DHL trucks that carry limited quantities of narcotics and to old ppl too sick to get their meds

I have an interview tomorro to wait tables at a convention center. Its literally my first job interview in at least 6 years. Ikinda forget what they are like

What are you going to say if they ask you why you haven't had a job in 6 years?

I would assume a criminal record check will tell them what they need to know

How would you feel if IQ tests were mandatory for obtaining employment?

Hmm that's something you would fail if they had those tests

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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2014, 02:36:36 am »
the only gripe i have is fucking orientation.  its for fucking retarded people.  i feel like doing actual work, especially since i got to drive an hour to get there.

on the plus side i have a job coach who is with me to help make sure i get everything.  just more help for me huh. his name is rick and he looks like a middle aged fitness instructor.  and he is very personable. and easy to work with.

Not that i need a job coach.  Never had one before and have had a dizen official jobs.  But alas its only for a week plus a day.
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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2014, 11:56:49 am »
Interview went well but I think they might call my previous employer who I didnt actually work for
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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2014, 12:05:05 pm »
unstable matter is a invalid cripple

just get welfare

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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2014, 12:07:08 pm »
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lmao just lmao

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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2014, 12:07:45 pm »
I got welfare for 2months while on parole so if I forgot to take off my watch before seeing my parole officer I had my bases covered.

I think it was less than $500

If  I get this job it was an act of god
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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2014, 12:09:27 pm »
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lmao just lmao

Ive posted on here like 3 days, 100+shitpoasts a day. A barren websites quality exponentially increases with my shitpoasts
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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2014, 12:10:39 pm »
aren't you 27 you fucking bum

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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2014, 12:11:55 pm »
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lmao just lmao

Ive posted on here like 3 days, 100+shitpoasts a day. A barren websites quality exponentially increases with my shitpoasts

solid justification faggot

a hundred posts a day is vizier your new role model or are you just a fucking loser

i'll answer

both

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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2014, 12:12:28 pm »
don't you have one arm or a  severe hunchback or some other hideous physical deformity

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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2014, 12:14:51 pm »
Protip: they deliver prescription medications in DHL trucks that carry limited quantities of narcotics and to old ppl too sick to get their meds

I have an interview tomorro to wait tables at a convention center. Its literally my first job interview in at least 6 years. Ikinda forget what they are like

lmao

nero are you reading this

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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2014, 12:15:18 pm »
Would you consider bi/homosexuality a deformity?

I eagerly await your justification for such behaviot
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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2014, 12:21:34 pm »
My breath is literally bated

Does that turn you on?
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Re: i got a job at dhl
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2014, 12:24:12 pm »
who is bisexual/homosexual

nero has fucked more girls than you and is almost a decade younger

faggot