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Offline jerome

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some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« on: September 02, 2014, 11:04:40 pm »
once i tried to make this carrot salad. i almost barfed when i ate it, b/c i actually hate carrots. (fine julienne or thoroughly cooked seems to be alright.)

when i was a kid my parents took my bro and i to korea and ordered squid. the people served it freshly cut up so that the tentacles still moved on the plate when served. i managed to eat one, but couldn't handle it after that.

what about you guys?

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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2014, 11:06:13 pm »
Last night I tried to make a sauce to stir fry noodles in, and put too much vinegar in it, and it tasted very similar to vomit.
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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2014, 12:35:50 am »
^ lol nice, did similar as a kid thinking ramen noodles in cream cheese would taste good. oh man did i have the funniest expression my face.

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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2014, 12:38:09 am »
Fucking octopus pudding at a weird Japanese/Chinese/Thai/Mongolian restaurant. Gray pudding that smelled like shit and tasted even worse. It was on the house, I guess it's their venue's "eating challenge" (WHO CAN EAT THE WHOLE BOWL OF OCTOPUS PUDDING?!!?).

Anyway, I took one or two bites of that shit and was too repulsed to continue. Between the consistency in my mouth, the idea I was eating pulverized octopus, the smell, the taste, it was all too much.
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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2014, 01:54:01 am »
Sushi. Definitely sushi. Goddamn, everyone was hyping it up big time and when I went to a sushi restaurant against my will, I tried it out and it was absolutely disgusting. How can anyone eat that? My friend ate this baby octopus and it looked disgusting. At least the baked potato stuff was good.... lol. Never again.

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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2014, 02:00:15 am »
I fucking love sushi.
 
Worst thing I ever ate was either mussels because they tastes like dirt and gravel or jail spaghetti because it tastes like moldy cobwebs

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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #6 on: September 03, 2014, 02:07:36 am »
Calamari. UGH. Once considered taking a bite of limburger cheese, quickly said "fuck that" as soon as the smell of it reached my nostrils.

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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2014, 02:11:18 am »
Some weird Prune pudding, I think it's from Peru. I took one spoonful and almost spat it out. Continued to pour it down the drain haha

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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2014, 02:41:19 am »
Speaking of disgusting foods, shrimp. As a kid I thought fried shrimp kicked ass but one time I tried shrimp cocktail and it fucking disgusted me.

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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2014, 04:47:07 am »
Speaking of disgusting foods, shrimp. As a kid I thought fried shrimp kicked ass but one time I tried shrimp cocktail and it fucking disgusted me.
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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2014, 03:07:05 pm »
Fucking octopus pudding at a weird Japanese/Chinese/Thai/Mongolian restaurant. Gray pudding that smelled like shit and tasted even worse. It was on the house, I guess it's their venue's "eating challenge" (WHO CAN EAT THE WHOLE BOWL OF OCTOPUS PUDDING?!!?).

Anyway, I took one or two bites of that shit and was too repulsed to continue. Between the consistency in my mouth, the idea I was eating pulverized octopus, the smell, the taste, it was all too much.

whoa that sounds nastyyy, never even heard of it before.

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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2014, 03:17:41 pm »
raw tomatoes are nasty as fuck. Id rather eat that Octupuss pudding then a raw tomatoe

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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2014, 03:18:40 pm »
Skinless chicken breast.

Chicken hearts, liver.  Lengua.


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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2014, 03:24:42 pm »
Me and the woman went out for Sushi one time and I ordered Octopus... I might as well have went back outside and started chewing on the tires on my car.
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Re: some of the worst stuff you ever ate?
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2014, 03:25:35 pm »
Leek, Parsnip and Ginger Soup.

I went through a period of time as a kid where I was vegetarian and made it from a vegan recipe book. It was so awful that even the dog buried it in the backyard and wouldn't touch it.