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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #30 on: October 22, 2014, 08:49:03 am »
You obviously have no clue what a TLDR tag at the bottom is for.. And it literally took me less than 5 mins to write.. err.. type that.

Do you understand that you are profoundly retarded.

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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2014, 09:05:24 am »
I was 19. Drove for 6 hours to New York to meet this chick to go camping in March. I got absolutely shitfaced, then we started making out. I couldn't stand up so we stumbled into the tent, she blew me for probably 10 minutes cause I couldn't get it up then started riding it, and I passed out while she was on top of me. I woke up shivering, went outside to puke, then had to piss, and got lost on my way back. She found me and we froze through the night.

Drove home the next day hungover. The end.
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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #32 on: October 23, 2014, 02:35:18 am »
Front seat of my '76 Cutlass.

anyone who says they lasted longer than 30 seconds their first time is a liar...it did feel fucking amazing though

Back seat of my '95 Talon when I was 16. Best 20 Seconds of my high school years. Sold the car with the back seat fully stained... But hey every DSMs back seat was soaked at some point.

when I sold my Passat, I left all the condom wrappers in the driver's seatback pocket. there were at least 40 wrappers in there.

the Slutless Supreme/Pussywagon. got it off of craigslist when I was 15. I still miss that car sometimes, all that big-block TORQUE
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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2014, 04:41:37 am »
I was 19. Drove for 6 hours to New York to meet this chick to go camping in March. I got absolutely shitfaced, then we started making out. I couldn't stand up so we stumbled into the tent, she blew me for probably 10 minutes cause I couldn't get it up then started riding it, and I passed out while she was on top of me. I woke up shivering, went outside to puke, then had to piss, and got lost on my way back. She found me and we froze through the night.

Drove home the next day hungover. The end.
Well.... Atleast it didn't take FUCKING FOREVER TO READ like the one a couple posts back...
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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #34 on: October 25, 2014, 06:39:44 am »
I probably have the best fucking story here but I'm gonna refrain from telling you all for the moment. Those of you in the know, please hold back for the time being. Nobody will believe this one.
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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #35 on: October 25, 2014, 06:40:10 am »
Might just make a thread for it if I do tell it.
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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2014, 06:49:51 am »
I probably shouldn't have said anything, I'd delete the posts but that's against the rules...
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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2014, 06:51:21 am »
Quadruple post, I have consulting to do!
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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2014, 12:55:40 pm »
Im still a virgin

Now taking applications from anyone who wants to be my first

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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #39 on: October 27, 2014, 11:30:00 am »
when I sold my Passat, I left all the condom wrappers in the driver's seatback pocket. there were at least 40 wrappers in there.

the Slutless Supreme/Pussywagon. got it off of craigslist when I was 15. I still miss that car sometimes, all that big-block TORQUE

What motor was in it? And when you sold it how many condom wrapper?

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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2014, 12:14:41 pm »
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There was a neighborhood bonfire, a very large pile of timber from land clearing property boundaries in our developing rural community, burning with such fierce might that people had to sit 20 feet away in order to be confortable, an even then when fresh life was brought they'd have to squint and avent their faces to shy away from the radiant fury. A fire that you can't get anywhere near is no fun for the 7 or 8 of us that made up the children, 13 - 17 years old, still progressing out of childhood and amused by drinking alcohol and playing stupid games with each other as we also explored flirting and some of the older guys tried to ply the younger girls with words and drinks. We were drinking vodka and riding in the back of a wood trailer pulled by a tractor that the landowner's 17 year old son was driving for a while. In the absense of the bonfire's hateful sting the dark swisping breeze brought some chill. The 17 year old had a younger sister was 14 and very developed for her age. I was a year younger than her, and also physically developed, but not quite the youngest there. I knew her well enough that the awkward friendship of two new teens could do, but is was her friend who was staying over who I set my sights on, with her black hair and sassy reserve. I took the opportunity in the tractor ride to put my arm around her and pull her close, to which she did not object, despite us not trading a single word up until and even through that point.

The 17 year old was a fairly well known upcoming mx rider in the area, so had some pull with that bhut also had a reputation - the kind younger guys looked up to but girls didn't see as so great. He and his 16 year old cousin, the biggest bullshitter you could ever meet, were practically brothers. They suggested we all go inside and drink some of their parents alcohol, out of the cold. There were 3 girls there with us, if you included the sister.

We played spin the bottle, of course, as the older guys only wanted an excuse to progress further, and oldest guy had the girl I was holding, sit in his lap as he played. The rules of this game were simple - as a group we decided what the next act would be, and then the two participants would be selected by the spin. The other rule was that you couldn't not participate. In a move of solidarity, or perhaps to re-inforce these rules in effort to apply them later, older guy spun bottle and landed on his sister. The act was to finger her. He followed through, for a little bit. I unintentionally was awarded the act of having to take of my shirt and the thired girl who up until now I had not mentioned had to lick honey from my chest.

Not long after this, we disbanded and played hide and seek. I found the tractoer girl from earlier, hidden away quietly in an abdandoned car. Without words, I snuck in to hide beside her, and with her complicit I at first grabbed her arse and kneaded it then touched her breasts and eventually rubbed her pussy through her long black pants. I wasn't entirely sure what I was doing but I had watched plenty of porn. She kissed me, I think, and we played like this until rubbing my hard cock against the soft mound of her pussy through her thin pants wasn't enough, she pulled them down just enough that I could touch her warm COOTER and let out a HOWL. Just kidding, I touched it then pulled my dick out and rubbed the head which was begging to dive in on her pussy, fumbling in the dark and trying to push into her as she expectantly waited. It was impossible to penetrate at first, not because she was virginal - in hindsight she was not - but because my rock hard cock was inexperienced and she was also very tight even if wet.

When I eventually slipped in it was if suddenyl her pussy had given way and she breathed deeply, sharply, inhaled or exhaled i am not sure in recollection, I do only remember the feeling I will never forget as the tightest warmest and best feeling pussy I have felt to date enveloped me perfectly, and as I started pumping away still in ecstatic bliss and ignorance I pumped harder she started letting out moans then suddenly I knew what was coming but before I could make another move I was on autopilot and pumped away into her with my hips as I blew my load deep inside her, then slowly paused, bfore backung out.

We lay there in that abandoned car, together ocasionally looking into each other's eyes, still not having spoken a single word to each other. My hands were around her throat. It seemed to be an enternity, but to me I was taking it all in. She may have felt remorse at having been blown in, or maybe at what had come of her that night, I do not know. I didn't care at the time, either. In retrospect I believe she enjoyed it, that it's exactly what she wanted.I left her body in the abandoned car. Eventually someone found her us , ignorant to our quiet struggle in darkness. I cruie through the rest of the night distant, never really heard about her ever again. I was invited to make out with the honey licker girl a bit later in the night, apparently, after she had been fucked by older guy and cousin, but it seems I declined. And for a period of time I was only known by those guys as having backed out of making out with that girl. BUt to me it was something important. It was my first time.

The younger sister hated me, though. Which sucked, because I furiously beat off over her and the many glimpses of her tits I'd seen on occasion over the next few years.


TL;DR Was young, drunk, got my dick wet with neighor's friend who was sleeping over their place, never spoke to her once and never saw her again. Cant be bothered putting effort into making the story into erotica that you can fap to. It is what it is. P.S. I am drunk.
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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #41 on: October 29, 2014, 08:41:08 am »
It was pretty stereotypical. I worked a fast food job back in high school. After a shift, I went over to a coworker's place. She was probably 19 or 20, I was 16 at the time. I forget what the excuse was for us going back there, but anyway. I ended up giving her a leg massage that crept up to her pussy, and I awkwardly played around with it for a few minutes before I was finally like "...uh can we..." She gave me probably the world's most indifferent shrug and we crept up to the game room. There was no surface so we laid awkwardly on the floor. I gave some half-assed attempt at eating her out and finally just plunged in, no condom. As awkward as the whole thing was, it does feel incredible. It's never gonna be the best sex, but the first pussy feels like magic. Nothing else compares to it after that.

Anyways, I lasted a respectable 3-5 minutes and then slunk away. She asked me out on a date the week after that and I made excuses until she stopped talking to me lol.