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Offline Vizier

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The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
« on: September 02, 2014, 06:07:50 pm »
You know how it goes, and these were totse classics and I didn't see one here.

I wish for a bacon sandwich.
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Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2014, 06:19:27 pm »
You get your bacon sandwich but it is locked behind bullet proof glass with no key.

I wish for a new computer.
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Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2014, 06:29:55 pm »
Quote from: Rodrat on September 02, 2014, 06:19:27 pm
You get your bacon sandwich but it is locked behind bullet proof glass with no key.

I wish for a new computer.

You receive a Commodore 64 with a broken tape deck. It's "new" to you.

I wish for sex.
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Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2014, 06:42:39 pm »
Quote from: panthrax on September 02, 2014, 06:29:55 pm
Quote from: Rodrat on September 02, 2014, 06:19:27 pm
You get your bacon sandwich but it is locked behind bullet proof glass with no key.

I wish for a new computer.

You receive a Commodore 64 with a broken tape deck. It's "new" to you.

I wish for sex.

Granted but it's with HandofZek.

I wish I could control the weather.
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Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2014, 08:06:58 pm »
I'm actually eating a bacon sandwich now. Feel the hate Vizier! Hahahahaha!
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Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2014, 08:32:17 pm »
I wish for a pony and an ice cream sundae. With a cherry on top. Preferably peanut butter chocolate ice cream


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Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2014, 08:37:22 pm »
Hey AJ, good to see you and glad you made it
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Re: The Official Corrupt a Wish Thread
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2014, 08:57:56 pm »
Quote from: Infrared on September 02, 2014, 08:37:22 pm
Hey AJ, good to see you and glad you made it

I was going to "thank" this but but but I can't :(

It's soooooo good to hear it. Hope this place works out!
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