Hey Michael Myers

[millionsofdeadcats]

Luckily it says "unbreakable"

Shut the fuck up and go eat some dates or fly on a magic carpet or some shit.

[Michael Myers]

Luckily it says "unbreakable"

Shut the fuck up and go eat some dates or fly on a magic carpet or some shit.

Dates are fucking disgusting. Why is food always on your mind? You being fat is an excuse I guess but still. We don't have magic carpets you idiot. Give me your wheelchair, you fat fuck. I'm sure you have a dirty, scraggly beard as well with bread crumbs in it. You're absolutely disgusting.

[millionsofdeadcats]

"I don't like Russians because their women are more beautiful!" - crazymike

Russian women are kinda hot, I think it's the way they talk or something.

[Michael Myers]

"I don't like Russians because their women are more beautiful!" - crazymike

Russian women are kinda hot, I think it's the way they talk or something.

Kinda? KINDA hot? How ugly must American girls be if you think Russians are "kinda" hot? Would you chase some Russian tail in your wheelchair?

[millionsofdeadcats]

Would you chase some Russian tail in your wheelchair?

Yes.

[Michael Myers]

Would you chase some Russian tail in your wheelchair?

Yes.

Don't you know? Russian girls don't like fat people. If you want, you and I can work on a dieting schedule so you can follow that. I will be watching your every move with that filthy, fat ridden arm of yours.

[millionsofdeadcats]

you and I can work on a dieting schedule

sorry, I'm not eating any camel meat with you, Achmed.  You can go ahead though, I bet you need the nourishment you starveling bitch.

[Michael Myers]

you and I can work on a dieting schedule

sorry, I'm not eating any camel meat with you, Achmed.  You can go ahead though, I bet you need the nourishment you starveling bitch.

Camel meat? Is this your way of telling me that I eat camels? Achmed? You think that's my name? I bet you were inspirationless so you went on to look for Jeff Dunham stand-up videos, right?

In a scale of crazymike to crazymike, how fat are you?

[millionsofdeadcats]

Camel meat? Is this your way of telling me that I eat camels? Achmed? You think that's my name? I bet you were inspirationless so you went on to look for Jeff Dunham stand-up videos, right?

In a scale of crazymike to crazymike, how fat are you?

Yes yes no and fuck you.

[unbreakable matter]

Lol crazymike has larry the cable guy dvds

[Rowan]

Luckily it says "unbreakable"

Shut the fuck up and go eat some dates or fly on a magic carpet or some shit.

You have flying carpets?!?! Send me one!!! I never did get that apron that mmmmmmmquestions promised but a flying carpet would be way better!!

[millionsofdeadcats]

Lol crazymike has larry the cable guy dvds

You fucking moron, I grew up in the projects, I am about as far from a hick as one can get.

[unbreakable matter]

Lol crazymike has larry the cable guy dvds

You fucking moron, I grew up in the projects, I am about as far from a hick as one can get.

>implying there's a difference in intelligence between the two

[millionsofdeadcats]

You guys are fucking retarded.  I am going to go listen to my 'ted nugent's greatest hits' CD.

[Michael Myers]

crazymike is so fat, when he is browsing this site he literally jams the traffic. You alone are responsible for 75% of the bandwidth of this website.