Green Lantern is like a dick without wings

[joe camel]

eat shit you fucking loser

[constantinople]

green lantern is sofucking fat that he can make cereal in his bellybutton. and he does.

[Michael Myers]

Shut up, joe camel. Ryan Reynolds is such a babe.

[joe camel]

Green lantern was in the supermarket and said "Mommy i want that candy bar!" She slapped him and said "Shut the fuck up. You're 35 years old.

[constantinople]

Green lantern was in the supermarket and said "Mommy i want that candy bar!" She slapped him and said "Shut the fuck up. You're 35 years old.

I fucking, deep, belly-laughed at this.

[unbreakable matter]

green lantern washes himself with a dick on a stick

[joe camel]

I fucking, deep, belly-laughed at this.

I read that on totse when i was probably in 8th grade

Oh how times have changed.

Anyways, Green Lantern is so fat the tip of his dortio dust covered finger was used to film the movie "Red Planet"