"My Doctor told me if I continue running Zoklet I will die young." ~ zok
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To anyone who believes zok's bullshit story.. shame on you! Zok is one of the biggest genuine trolls around, and that statement right there is a prime example. He was NEVER sick. He's not sick right now. His entire story, or at least most of it, is pure and unadulterated bullshit. He WAS going to try and turn things around at the end, but once he started seriously checking things out, even his hard-headed ego couldn't get around the fact that the place was indeed finished for good. Power-abusers were dominant right across the boards. Kidiots were rife. Genuine content was nil. Even zok, with his iron-clad shitty analogies, couldn't get around that when it finally stared him right between the eyes and shouted, "YOU MORON! LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!" So he came up with this bullshit "I'm dying and I can't get up!" story, hoping that would at least save some embarrassment. It didn't, zok. It didn't. But I still think you're a decent guy deep down, and I do thank you for all the blood, sweat and tears you put into the workings of the server itself. Credit where credit is due, my friend. As for technical prowess, you certainly take the cake. I'd even have to say you're the best! Hope to see you here sometime so we can continue our zany conversations about doing laundry in the shower to save water and how to save a Tiger Barb from certain death. We had some goood times, bud, and I won't forget them. Good luck, and I'm sorry it had to end this way, but it did have to end this way.
