Most of us probably do some weird things in dressing rooms at stores, admit it you probably do. Whenever I go to the mall I always make sure I stop at american eagle and here's why. I like their slim fitting tees, they're just the right texture and the material is usually light. I gather up a nice selection and head over to the dressing room, sometimes I'll grab some jeans or a hoody if I sense it'll be a strong one. I squat down and unload my bowels on the floor, usually in the dressing room at the end. Remember those slim fitting tees? They make a perfect toilet paper substitute. When I'm finished and there is a pile of soiled tee shirts on the floor, I then drape a big jacket or a few pairs of jeans over the pile as a courtesy to the next patron.
