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Offline Xena

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Any1 know where I can buy bulk spiders?
« on: November 30, 2014, 10:57:22 pm »
The long legged, harmless, ugly ones. I'm thinking of filling a gift box with them packed in there, wrapping it up all nice and gifting it to someone for christmas.  Shes deathly afraid of anything crawly soo i think it would be fairly harmless revenge. Probably wont even know its me. Thats what she gets for letting her yapping cat-dog roam the neighborhood shitting and pissing on peoples lawns.

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Re: Any1 know where I can buy bulk spiders?
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2014, 11:16:55 pm »
in nature animals poop wherever they want

its composting

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Re: Any1 know where I can buy bulk spiders?
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2014, 11:30:04 pm »
Does it have to be spiders?

Perhaps a very foul smelling substance will do? Much easier to get and to distribute around. Much harder to get rid of if you make that nastiness right.


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Re: Any1 know where I can buy bulk spiders?
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2014, 11:59:37 pm »
I suppose it doesn't have to be spiders... It was just one of the ideas that came to mind first, especially since she wouldn't know which one of us did it since I live in a house with 4 other people.

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Re: Any1 know where I can buy bulk spiders?
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2014, 12:30:03 am »
http://www.kenthebugguy.com/bulk.html

ten western widow babies for 3 dollars x however many you'll be needing

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Re: Any1 know where I can buy bulk spiders?
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2014, 12:40:49 am »
http://www.kenthebugguy.com/bulk.html

ten western widow babies for 3 dollars x however many you'll be needing

Huh. Well, there you go, OP.


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Re: Any1 know where I can buy bulk spiders?
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2014, 06:01:48 am »
If it doesn't have to be spiders, I'd go with crickets. They're easy to get at any large pet shop as lizard food.
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Re: Any1 know where I can buy bulk spiders?
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2014, 06:15:25 am »
Someone should make a site called Aboxoflotsofspiders.com where you send a box full of live spiders to people. Kind of like that website where you can send poop to people.
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Re: Any1 know where I can buy bulk spiders?
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2014, 07:23:05 am »
I'll try to have sex with a spider today if we have kids I'll sell them to you.
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Re: Any1 know where I can buy bulk spiders?
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2014, 02:04:30 pm »
Try goldfish instead

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