Y'all gonna welcome me or what?

[Ricky]

Hi, the name is Rick.







 Ricky for short.


 Chain smoker and recovering alcoholic.

 I work with raw meat all day. I smell funny.

I like what you guys are doing here. Can I get a hug? 

[Arnox]

Mmmmmm... Maybe later. How does your job pay though?

[Gollumkip]

Welcome to the family ricky. We have 3 rules here.

-tits or gtfo
-send me a dong picture
-no homosexuals or blacks allowed in the rec room, drug dealers are OK

Follow these rules and I wont ban your sugar ass

[Ricky]

Mmmmmm... Maybe later. How does your job pay though?

Decent, 8.50 an hr and I get over-time sometimes. It's not the best job in the world but it buys me fast food, cigarettes, and alcohol when I have break downs. My insurance company probably hates me.

[Ricky]

Welcome to the family ricky. We have 3 rules here.

-tits or gtfo
-send me a dong picture
-no homosexuals or blacks allowed in the rec room, drug dealers are OK

Follow these rules and I wont ban your sugar ass

My ass isn't made out of sugar, the fact that you'd say such a thing hurts my feelings. I certainly will not send you dong pictures, that'd make my girlfriend very upset. 

[Arnox]

Decent, 8.50 an hr and I get over-time sometimes. It's not the best job in the world but it buys me fast food, cigarettes, and alcohol when I have break downs. My insurance company probably hates me.

Sounds like your body hates you more, honestly.

[Σ]

Hi, the name is Rick.







 Ricky for short.

I think I am going to like you Ricky.

[Ricky]

Hi, the name is Rick.







 Ricky for short.

I think I am going to like you Ricky.

Cool! I don't know much about you though. Let's be friends!

[Ricky]

Decent, 8.50 an hr and I get over-time sometimes. It's not the best job in the world but it buys me fast food, cigarettes, and alcohol when I have break downs. My insurance company probably hates me.

Sounds like your body hates you more, honestly.

I wouldn't know, I have never discussed this with my body. Do bodies speak in farts? Should I listen to my farts more closely?

[Σ]

Yeah. The best way to know what is going on with your body is fart into an echo chamber. You can find out some amazing things by measuring the reverberations. That's how I learned I have asthma.

[Ricky]

Yeah. The best way to know what is going on with your body is fart into an echo chamber. You can find out some amazing things by measuring the reverberations. That's how I learned I have asthma.

I don't own an echo chamber, would farting in a room that echos a lot work enough? What if I amplified my farts with some sort of fart funnel... How about I record my farts, and then blast them on my speakers?

[baby raper]

Hi, the name is Rick.







 Ricky for short.


 Chain smoker and recovering alcoholic.

 I work with raw meat all day. I smell funny.

I like what you guys are doing here. Can I get a hug? 

heyy ricky im 13/f/cali how bout u?

[Ricky]

Hi, the name is Rick.







 Ricky for short.


 Chain smoker and recovering alcoholic.

 I work with raw meat all day. I smell funny.

I like what you guys are doing here. Can I get a hug? 

heyy ricky im 13/f/cali how bout u?

No. 13 y/os are annoying and usually donno how to use deodorant yet.

[Michael Myers]

How is Ricky more short than Rick? I'd rather call you Rik.