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Offline Max Headroom

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I met the perfect girl today, learned she's moving to florida tomorrow
« on: November 25, 2014, 09:00:47 pm »
After having a conversation about doing speed and just doing random shit in woodshop found out she watches max headroom WHICH IS LIKE A 1/6000 CHANCE FOR ANY GIRL ESPECIALLY ONE MY AGE AT MY PLACE IN MY STATE TO EVER EVEN THINK shes moving to florida tomorrow. damn anita. you was the one. we coulda done speed and make spastics go apeshit but god punched me right in the aorta and stabbed me in the medula
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This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.

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Re: I met the perfect girl today, learned she's moving to florida tomorrow
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2014, 09:04:58 pm »
over the internet?
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Re: I met the perfect girl today, learned she's moving to florida tomorrow
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2014, 09:05:21 pm »
in woodshop
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This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.

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Re: I met the perfect girl today, learned she's moving to florida tomorrow
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2014, 09:07:04 pm »
how old are you? schools not out for thanksgiving?
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Re: I met the perfect girl today, learned she's moving to florida tomorrow
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2014, 09:07:43 pm »
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This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.

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Re: I met the perfect girl today, learned she's moving to florida tomorrow
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2014, 09:09:05 pm »
ah okay, cool, you shouldn't do speed you're to young
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Re: I met the perfect girl today, learned she's moving to florida tomorrow
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2014, 10:37:32 pm »
Keep in contact niga



You may see her again, never know.
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