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so I fulkt that girl
« on: November 24, 2014, 03:18:22 pm »
Pretty cool I guess but I hate being semi fake. Gonna fuck her periodically and trt not to get into actual relationshop but thats pretty much inevitable given the amount of my tume shes been raping.

Ive got her smoking weed and shes pretty easy to hypnotize. I kindaike her but dont like being semi fake. As soon as Im noy with her I think about other girls I like the idea of better but aint that always the unherent nature of man?

What do? I dint think this will last long. Shes basically nakd all the time nahmean and this aint me no mo. Fuck my prof just asked me a question. I cant believe I quit smokinh cigs

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Re: so I fulkt that girl
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2014, 03:22:36 pm »
Marry her. You were meant for each other. It's destiny.
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Re: so I fulkt that girl
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2014, 03:34:03 pm »
No

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Re: so I fulkt that girl
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2014, 03:36:18 pm »
Describe her booty, dawg.
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Re: so I fulkt that girl
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2014, 03:52:34 pm »
Shes 666 pounds annd covered in mustaches

Typed out a real response and deleted it because fuck you for trying to curse me

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Re: so I fulkt that girl
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2014, 10:56:23 pm »
Meeting up tomorrow

I just realized how fucked I truly am
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Re: so I fulkt that girl
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2014, 11:17:31 pm »
It's not that bad to have someone who cares about you. Every single day.
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Re: so I fulkt that girl
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2014, 11:22:54 pm »
It's not that bad to have someone who cares about you. Every single day.

I'm not trying to sound any kind of way but I don't really care about that. I really only care about future generations and adoring fans. Being the world to a naive, boring female is pretty fucking banal to be honest, there's a small amount of fun involved but being "cared about" I don't really care about. I think it's from feeling neglected and shitty as a yungsta, I have developed codependent tendencies before but never so much the caring part.

Why would I care about someone caring about me who'll never truly know me? They only care about the idealized version of me as much as their naive, boring, female mind can personify when I'm not there.

Should I get her pregnant so I can associate the love I have for my offspring with her? yes/no
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Re: so I fulkt that girl
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2014, 11:27:19 pm »
LOL.

Is she ready - and truly the one - to bring this world Ahmad?
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Re: so I fulkt that girl
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2014, 11:31:11 pm »
The other day I had waking dream of threatening a guy who goes ou with my daughter, then I realized there's something wrong with me because I have no kids and none on the way
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Re: so I fulkt that girl
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2014, 11:36:59 pm »
That guy was me in the future and you know it.

And so the prophecy unfolds....
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