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Offline genki

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How to get new social security number?
« on: November 21, 2014, 01:25:51 pm »
SWIM is having a very hard time getting legit loan or job because his identity including his social security number was stolen a few years back, multiple fraudulent tax returns and multiple credit card and bank accounts were opened for scam and he was left cleaning up the mess. To make it worse, the big 3 credit agency gave him very poor rating and won't fix it and prospective employer are refusing to hire him because of false credit risk.  The joy of living in USA after having identity stolen.

The social security won't reassign him a new number to shed the tarnished past. How can he make them give him a new number?  He's already put flag on his ID so no one can open fake credit or loan account in his ID but he really needs something that pays better than flipping burger at McMinimum wage.

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Re: How to get new social security number?
« Reply #1 on: November 21, 2014, 02:37:03 pm »
I bet I have had more legit and illegitimate identities than anyone you have heard of, and yet I have never, ever been able to get a new ssn
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Offline MrHigh

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Re: How to get new social security number?
« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2014, 01:31:40 am »
Is this your friend?...

MICHAEL JAMES SWIM
10610 NE SISKIYOU ST
PORTLAND, OR 97220
DOB: 10/30/1959
SSN: 396-78-1131

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Re: How to get new social security number?
« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2014, 01:33:29 am »
Is this your friend?...

MICHAEL JAMES SWIM
10610 NE SISKIYOU ST
PORTLAND, OR 97220
DOB: 10/30/1959
SSN: 396-78-1131

Lmao good ol Mr High
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Re: How to get new social security number?
« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2014, 01:36:42 am »
I was gone for a little while but now I'm back.  Ready to test .gov sites!  ;D

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Re: How to get new social security number?
« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2014, 01:44:04 am »
I was gone for a little while but now I'm back.  Ready to test .gov sites!  ;D

Good to see you back. I guess now the feds will leave me alone & go after you now lol
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Re: How to get new social security number?
« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2014, 01:51:00 am »
I did read that they are investigation the hacking of a certain website.  ;)

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Re: How to get new social security number?
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2014, 02:00:13 am »

You could find a dead person same age, weight and eye color who was never reported dead, then you could apply for their SSN card replacement.

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Re: How to get new social security number?
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2014, 02:01:06 am »
I was gone for a little while but now I'm back.  Ready to test .gov sites!  ;D

How would .gov sites be any more profitable than .com ones? This is assuming you don't have a vested interest in taking down gubmint infrastructure

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Re: How to get new social security number?
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2014, 02:01:36 am »

You could find a dead person same age, weight and eye color who was never reported dead, then you could apply for their SSN card replacement.

Wow you are really stupid

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Re: How to get new social security number?
« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2014, 02:03:42 am »

You could find a dead person same age, weight and eye color who was never reported dead, then you could apply for their SSN card replacement.

Wow you are really stupid


This is Bad Ideas, not Good Ideas.

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Re: How to get new social security number?
« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2014, 02:11:18 am »

You could find a dead person same age, weight and eye color who was never reported dead, then you could apply for their SSN card replacement.

Wow you are really stupid


This is Bad Ideas, not Good Ideas.

It's not spastic retarded ideas either, go away

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Re: How to get new social security number?
« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2014, 02:13:40 am »
I was gone for a little while but now I'm back.  Ready to test .gov sites!  ;D

How would .gov sites be any more profitable than .com ones? This is assuming you don't have a vested interest in taking down gubmint infrastructure

I have some that I've had an eye on...