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Offline max power

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This website makes me feel like I'm almost as big a loser as
« on: November 20, 2014, 10:18:24 pm »
the least loserish user here

 at least when I'm itchy from water based fake heroin. Tbh I dunno if any of you are worthy of my presence, like have you ever lay down and actually contemplated it? Of course not, way to prove my point. I might crunch arnox's password if I get bored sometime but I feel the intimate details of his dragon cosplaying routine would be so depressing I'd try to erase it from my memory with full disk encryption with the same obsessive frequency that Vizier googles "vizier zoklet" to make sure no new pictures of his dirty brown mexican lyfe emerge.

Fuck all your goofy lame tongues/fingertips. I will fight each and every one of you on your way to school each and everyday until you eventually change direction.

What I'm trying to say is you're pretty much all dumb and pathetic. Fuck, I'm a crippled house arrested wigger rape victim and I'd cringe at the sight of you and inherently facepalm with every word you spoke. I might as well home invade you for your own good. It happened to me tbh which was a favor returned I again paid forward. Do you realize how lucky you are to even be aware of my existence? Objectively? Objectively! Objectively.

 Fuck, I really hate all types of condoms which you faggots literally need to copulate. I dunno what to even do with most of you. What I'm trying to say I forgot and will remember later but Arnox, I'm going to crunch the shit out of you if I get bored sometime. Holy fuck. God bless. I love you all.


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Re: This website makes me feel like I'm almost as big a loser as
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2014, 10:25:17 pm »
Did you bang the fatty now or what?
The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.

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Re: This website makes me feel like I'm almost as big a loser as
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2014, 10:41:43 pm »
Did you bang the fatty now or what?

Lol, no I was sick but I chilled with her and her fat friend last night for a bit and I'll be chilling with her for most of the weekend

Girl is not fat either, her friend is but I really, really hate her fat friend, not only for her fat, but for her eyes and personality, everything. Her eyes look like there are vertical pins at the corners ya know, fuck I really hate looking at her and being around her. I'm gonna turn them against each other, fucking watch me.I really hate her fat friend, thanks for reminding me. I hate her you see.

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Re: This website makes me feel like I'm almost as big a loser as
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2014, 10:52:41 pm »
So you hate her fat friend, huh?
The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.

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Re: This website makes me feel like I'm almost as big a loser as
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2014, 11:05:37 pm »
I really do. Girl is cool though and not very bright. Will diddly her snizz tomorrow probly. I'm high on poonkillers right now tho. Going to go to her place which is sure thing sure thing

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Re: This website makes me feel like I'm almost as big a loser as
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2014, 11:30:09 pm »
None of this do I care about.
Not Istanbul.

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Re: This website makes me feel like I'm almost as big a loser as
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2014, 12:41:12 am »
I am God.
mashleshmash [11|Dec 01:32 AM]:   god that 7 year old pussy was the best

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Re: This website makes me feel like I'm almost as big a loser as
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2014, 05:19:13 am »
None of this do I care about.

thanks for sharing, and as you know, sharing is caring, so now you're a liar.