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The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« on: November 20, 2014, 06:47:36 pm »

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Re: The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2014, 06:51:45 pm »
id fuck that dude up.

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Re: The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2014, 07:00:06 pm »
id fuck that dude up.
Of course you would.

 
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Re: The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2014, 07:02:56 pm »

Hilarious. ;) Fucking loser couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

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Re: The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2014, 07:03:54 pm »
Wow so violent :(

I never understood fighting sports.  Like yeah let's watch grown men give each other concussions :roll:


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Re: The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2014, 07:06:18 pm »
Zek, shut the fuck up.


Watch Bas Rutten comment one of his old Pancrase fights.
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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2014, 07:08:21 pm »
id fuck that dude up.
Of course you would.

 
dude id fuckin kneel on his chest and start dropping bombs

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Re: The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2014, 07:10:54 pm »
Sure.

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Re: The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2014, 07:14:05 pm »
A lot of professional boxers and such end up with serious mental disabilities later in life.  Used to work with one; he was in a pretty bad way.

This really shouldn't be a sport, whatever it is.


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Re: The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2014, 07:16:00 pm »
Hey baby raper, where is your "History of MMA" episode?

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Re: The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2014, 07:16:29 pm »
BONG BONG
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Re: The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2014, 07:33:10 pm »
Hey Zek, you must watch this. It's Bas Rutten's satirical TV show from GTA IV and it was literally made for you.

The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.

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Re: The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« Reply #12 on: November 20, 2014, 07:46:38 pm »
Hey Zek, you must watch this. It's Bas Rutten's satirical TV show from GTA IV and it was literally made for you.


The best parts of those games are always the radio stations and stuff like this :tup:


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Re: The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2014, 08:02:49 pm »

Ken Shamrock put this guy to shame twice.

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Re: The Official Bas *El Guapo* Rutten Fan Club Thread
« Reply #14 on: November 20, 2014, 08:09:10 pm »

Ken Shamrock put this guy to shame twice.
Yea, so what? Ken was a beast and on roids back then. Probably still is.
The staff are like kids running around with jars trying to catch lightning bugs, but they don't realize that the bugs are really wasps...really big wasps, and they aren't lightning bugs at all, they are just carrying flaming torches.  Hilarity will soon ensue.