what kind of job can you get with felonies?

[kroz]

It could have been one maybe not.. it was just me.. i'm not gay though

[otangabang]

It's not fucking rocket science, you can basically get any job that doesn't have an HR department that does background checks. If they ask if you have any felonies, say no and make them do the work. If it's somewhere where you're in a position of trust like cleaning a government building they're def gonna do the check but working in a restaurant or doing any kind of labor/data entry that isn't bank info you're good. You should know to lie on your resume bro

[JasonVorhees]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95oIFvMysr4

[MoaningLisa]

what kind of job do you want?

if you want fat stacks of cash, I'd say go oilfield.
if you want a stable normal job with regular hours and not-shitty pay, construction
if you are afraid of hard work, go get a janitorial job.

one of my friends did a few years for distribution, and he just owned it on his resume...he put something like "2002-2005-ran successful entrepreneurial business with several employees, distribution network, sales department and several repeat customers. 2005-2008- learned a very important lesson about selling drugs."

he works in sales, has a wife and 2 kids...never knew he was a felon until he told me.

[Idiosyncrasy]

^ I forgot about the oilfield there.  My brother-in-law is there right now, and he's been in and out of jail all his life.

[kroz]

^ I forgot about the oilfield there.  My brother-in-law is there right now, and he's been in and out of jail all his life.

in Victoria tx?

[Idiosyncrasy]

in Victoria tx?

I'm not really sure.  I want to say somewhere in Oklahoma, but not positive.

[kroz]

gotcha, I live a few hours away from the oil fields in tx

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

any restaurant job in the world

[Nigger Nostrils]

These kinds of jobs...
 

[MoaningLisa]

in Victoria tx?

I used to live near the Texas oil fields, now I live near the Marcellus shale fields.

I may just be a greedy motherfucker, but oil industry is most definitely for me. the pay. the time off. the work itself...its all perfect

[Dumpster Slut]

Investment banking

[mizled]

You can be a drug counselor.

[carltino]

You can make 15$ an hour planting tulips working for yourself too.

[carltino]

I'm about to buy a hat press and start selling hats with my graffiti designs on them.  I'm also gonna start making polymer clay jewelry and start selling it.  I was making 600$ a month after 1 month of passing out flyers for lawncare.  But my car broke down so I'm switching to shirts and hats and jewelry.