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Offline equanimity

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The worst experience imaginable
« on: November 19, 2014, 05:22:17 am »
I'm nauseated, and feel like I need to eat something but when I look around at my food it all looks gross and I might vomit.

help  :'(


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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2014, 05:33:57 am »
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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2014, 05:37:16 am »
Came in looking for running out of drugs or booze but leaving disappointed thanks to zek
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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2014, 05:37:37 am »
Lol, can't.  Random UAs.


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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2014, 05:43:46 am »
Lol, can't.  Random UAs.


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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2014, 05:45:12 am »

Just like a woman.. well, like a man who's a woman.

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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2014, 10:07:41 am »
I knew before even opening the thread Zek would be whining about something petty and stupid.

Wanna know my worst experience possible? Imagine holding onto the corpse of your not quite 4 month old baby. Instead of being warm and pink and soft....its gray, cold, and already becoming a stiff bag of bones. And that's just the physical part, think of trying to console your wife along with knowing the long and hard road that awaits you for the rest of your life.

And here you are Zek, crying and pouting about some silly stomach ache as the "worst experience imaginable". Someone that abandoned his kids for selfish, lazy and immature pursuits. I hope someday very soon you learn TRUE suffering, pain, and agony. You've absolutely earned it in spades....and deserve karma to be darkening your door for several lifetimes for the pathetic existence you lead.

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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2014, 10:57:25 am »
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Slave of the Beast [18|Nov 07:33 PM]:I bet you take less care of your kids than you do your own asshole.

equanimity [18|Nov 07:34 PM]: yeah i moisturize daily with stuff contatining retinol

equanimity [18|Nov 07:34 PM]:i use it on every inch of my skin

Slave of the Beast [18|Nov 07:35 PM]:   You lube your asshole with retinol? What. The. Fuck.

equanimity [18|Nov 07:35 PM]:not lube

Obvious Alt [18|Nov 07:35 PM]:LOL

equanimity [18|Nov 07:35 PM]:body lotion

equanimity [18|Nov 07:35 PM]:goes on body

equanimity [18|Nov 07:36 PM]:skin

Obvious Alt [18|Nov 07:36 PM]:Even your dick?

Slave of the Beast [18|Nov 07:37 PM]:   Must be expensive being a digusting freak.

Obvious Alt [18|Nov 07:37 PM]:What's smoother, your dick or your butthole

equanimity [18|Nov 07:37 PM]:it is pretty expensive

equanimity [18|Nov 07:37 PM]:but skin care is not the place to cut costs

Slave of the Beast [18|Nov 07:38 PM]:   In the last year what have you spent more on: your kids or your asshole lotion?

Obvious Alt [18|Nov 07:42 PM]:Slave, are you a professional comedian?

Saint Hubertus [18|Nov 07:42 PM]:Nanejdndndjfjf

Slave of the Beast [18|Nov 07:43 PM]:   Lol, no.

Saint Hubertus [18|Nov 07:44 PM]:Nogga why does risir get to have an alt?

Saint Hubertus [18|Nov 07:45 PM]:Just kidding nugga chill

Obvious Alt [18|Nov 07:49 PM]:Alright guys, it's football time. See ya later.

Slave of the Beast [18|Nov 07:51 PM]:   I'm guessing from the silence the answer to my Q' is...'my asshole'. I wonder how your kids will grow up knowing how valued they are by their father.

Zek's nauseated by his own degeneracy, which manifests itself in an aversion to food. Realization. Digust. Starvation. Death. This is an integral fail-safe mechanism Nature uses to correct its mistakes in humans.

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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2014, 12:02:50 pm »
It's fine, all AIDS victims show symptoms like this.
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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2014, 12:03:13 pm »
I knew before even opening the thread Zek would be whining about something petty and stupid.

Wanna know my worst experience possible? Imagine holding onto the corpse of your not quite 4 month old baby. Instead of being warm and pink and soft....its gray, cold, and already becoming a stiff bag of bones. And that's just the physical part, think of trying to console your wife along with knowing the long and hard road that awaits you for the rest of your life.

And here you are Zek, crying and pouting about some silly stomach ache as the "worst experience imaginable". Someone that abandoned his kids for selfish, lazy and immature pursuits. I hope someday very soon you learn TRUE suffering, pain, and agony. You've absolutely earned it in spades....and deserve karma to be darkening your door for several lifetimes for the pathetic existence you lead.

Wow.. This shit just ruined my fucking day. My god. I think I'm just gonna go curl up in a ball and sob.
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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2014, 02:04:32 pm »
you know what's even worse? having marfans feeling pain in every bone, muscle and ligament in my body every day knowing I'm going to die 20ish years before everyone else regardless of drugs, oh you have a stomach ache,  must suck. Liver aches suck more
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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2014, 05:08:44 pm »
Fucking lightweight. Time to hand in your balls, dude.

I have Diabetes, Chron's disease, I'm on immune suppressants and my kids keep bringing home all kinds of shit... they get over it in days, I get it for weeks, then end up with something else. I've literally been sick for years. And then I get a kidney stone! Fuck that shit! I thought I was a goner for sure there. Agony, throwing up, dry heaving all the time, dizzy as hell, whiter than normal, shaking, barely able to walk. Went to the ER (and I drove myself there), place is mobbed with Mexicans with runny noses and their entire families. Admitting nurse takes one look at me and says I'm next.
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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2014, 05:40:31 pm »
I was in the bush one time and I rolled my ankle on a rock,  I walked 3 miles back with bone chips digging into ligaments all the way along.   that's the worst pain I ever felt.
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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2014, 05:47:13 pm »
Yeah I was being facetious with the title here.  Thought people would get that :/


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Re: The worst experience imaginable
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2014, 06:44:00 pm »
Yeah I was being facetious with the title here.  Thought people would get that :/

Hard to tell by the tone of your voice.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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