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Offline Dumpster Slut

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Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
« on: November 19, 2014, 12:56:29 am »
What I like to do is wait in front of the gym in athletic clothes and wait for fat chicks to walk out. The ones that are the sweatiest are the ones that are single and desperate.


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Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2014, 12:57:54 am »
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Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2014, 01:30:51 am »
I met my second wife this way
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Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2014, 01:57:10 am »
Don't forget if you are really ugly you can bring a Big Mac with you
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Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2014, 02:17:40 am »
Don't forget if you are really ugly you can bring a Big Mac with you

No that wont work.
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Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2014, 05:26:57 am »
moved to SG
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Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2014, 05:42:08 am »
Makes sense, but can anyone confirm this?

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Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2014, 05:50:22 am »
I fucked a fat bitch on thirsty thursday, made me regret it in the fuckin worst way
I did it so I could snatch her fuckin purse, hey, but that shit was empty and now I'm thirstay

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Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2014, 01:15:04 pm »
i can confirm that fat bitches are easy, i mean think about it they dont have a choice but to be that way or else they'll never get any dick.. fortunately a dude like me still gots game so i dont gotta fuck the sweaty ass fat bitches,

EDIT: ive fucked fat girls just to do it, not like overly fat girls, the  best part is you can have sex anywhehre on there body you just gotta mount up.. and remember gents fat women are like mopeds, they are ok to ride, just dont tell your buddies

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Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2014, 01:58:09 pm »
I just get them drunk and rape them.
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Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2014, 05:31:59 pm »
Just to do it... riiiiight.
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Re: Pro Tip (how to get pussy)
« Reply #11 on: November 20, 2014, 05:38:22 pm »
^^^^ lol  , I like me some fat cunts just because it feels better than skinny girls
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