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Offline joe camel

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is anyone elses life one big drug binge?
« on: November 19, 2014, 12:50:20 am »
Mine is, thats how i like it.
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Re: is anyone elses life one big drug binge?
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2014, 12:56:09 am »
Like.
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: is anyone elses life one big drug binge?
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2014, 01:09:51 am »
I smoke weed every day. Does that count?   :-\
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Re: is anyone elses life one big drug binge?
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2014, 01:18:08 am »
yes
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: is anyone elses life one big drug binge?
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2014, 01:18:16 am »
sort of. I have a job so I need to stay functional, but it's rare for me to be properly sober

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Re: is anyone elses life one big drug binge?
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2014, 01:30:04 am »
sort of. I have a job so I need to stay functional, but it's rare for me to be properly sober

I got called into work on my day off the other day, went in, woke up in my bed but ass naked. Don't know wtf happened at work, apparently went to the restaurant next door and had a few drinks after amoking weed and taking xans
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Re: is anyone elses life one big drug binge?
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2014, 02:14:58 am »
I have to sit down too pee=all the time :-[

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Re: is anyone elses life one big drug binge?
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2014, 02:16:21 am »
I have to sit down too pee=all the time :-[

Damn bro, you cant pee standing up? That must be a horrible condition
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Re: is anyone elses life one big drug binge?
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2014, 04:42:56 am »
sort of. I have a job so I need to stay functional, but it's rare for me to be properly sober

I got called into work on my day off the other day, went in, woke up in my bed but ass naked. Don't know wtf happened at work, apparently went to the restaurant next door and had a few drinks after amoking weed and taking xans

haha, I work in IT infrastructure, probably can't get away with blacking out and going through the motions

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Re: is anyone elses life one big drug binge?
« Reply #9 on: November 20, 2014, 07:48:26 pm »
except without the drugs

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Re: is anyone elses life one big drug binge?
« Reply #10 on: November 20, 2014, 08:03:00 pm »
sort of. I have a job so I need to stay functional, but it's rare for me to be properly sober

I got called into work on my day off the other day, went in, woke up in my bed but ass naked. Don't know wtf happened at work, apparently went to the restaurant next door and had a few drinks after amoking weed and taking xans

haha, I work in IT infrastructure, probably can't get away with blacking out and going through the motions

I read my contract the other day, it only says I can't be under the influence of non-prescribed drugs in such a way that it impairs my ability to carry out my work. It doesn't say I can't go in high as shit as long as I still do a good job.