A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked....

[ngalo1983]

A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked, "Would you like to donate to the United Negro Pizza Fund?" I could not stop laughing my ass off I even gave him a few bucks. If your homeless you gotta find creative ways to get money like be funny. People walk passed homeless people every day without giving them a dime because they just lay on the floor and beg for money. What are funny things or words that a homeless person can say or do that would attract people to give them money?

[Saint Hubertus]

Thanks for supporting the UNPF

[Tupac Shakur]

Wanna see a magic trick with a 100 dollar bill? Then you take the bill and promptly run off

[starvingniglet]

What are funny things or words that a homeless person can say or do that would attract people to give them money?

sucking cock

[Daran]

Back in my hometown there was a homeless guy with a sign that said something to the effect of "Light a blunt up and put your shades on so the cops can't see you" but more poetic. I gave him a few buds.

[delerium]

A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked, "Would you like to donate to the United Negro Pizza Fund?" I could not stop laughing my ass off I even gave him a few bucks. If your homeless you gotta find creative ways to get money like be funny. People walk passed homeless people every day without giving them a dime because they just lay on the floor and beg for money. What are funny things or words that a homeless person can say or do that would attract people to give them money?

My sign was "Life lacks direction, need money for a compass". I got enough money to keep myself inside at net cafes most of the day. Stupid shit. Just think of something that's interesting. That's the seed, eh? God though... mine is taking a while to grow. But I s'pose trees are like that. I probably could have done better, but I was well chuffed with what I'd done and figured it'd suffice for my needs at the time. Bigger needs now. I'm going to have to rethink my style.

[baby raper]

Funny because he prolly makes decent skrilla with that line. When I hit walmart parkinglot with my carkeys in hand and a redneck accent I make a dollar a minute damn near.

[Soso0]

I would of tipped the black homeless guy too, that was too creative

[mashleshmash]

A Black homeless man today walked up to me and asked, "Would you like to donate to the United Negro Pizza Fund?" I could not stop laughing my ass off I even gave him a few bucks. If your homeless you gotta find creative ways to get money like be funny. People walk passed homeless people every day without giving them a dime because they just lay on the floor and beg for money. What are funny things or words that a homeless person can say or do that would attract people to give them money?

My sign was "Life lacks direction, need money for a compass". I got enough money to keep myself inside at net cafes most of the day. Stupid shit. Just think of something that's interesting. That's the seed, eh? God though... mine is taking a while to grow. But I s'pose trees are like that. I probably could have done better, but I was well chuffed with what I'd done and figured it'd suffice for my needs at the time. Bigger needs now. I'm going to have to rethink my style.

LITTLE WOMAN

Hey fuck you tokolosh

[Jakos]

Where I live there's a well known bum who is also a black elvis impersonator. eh's a pretty cool guy.

[baby raper]

A true spanger (spare change) goes up and harrasses his vic...I mean customers...sitting with a sign gives the sport a bad image.. Panhandling is for shark ass salesman not lazy bums. On a side note now im so good at conning people I basically just get money from hot chicks all day.

[carltino]

   My sign said "need money for evil plan"....with plan satched out and the word food written under it.

[ed rush]

A true spanger (spare change) goes up and harrasses his vic...I mean customers...sitting with a sign gives the sport a bad image.. Panhandling is for shark ass salesman not lazy bums. On a side note now im so good at conning people I basically just get money from hot chicks all day.

No you don't.

[baby raper]

A true spanger (spare change) goes up and harrasses his vic...I mean customers...sitting with a sign gives the sport a bad image.. Panhandling is for shark ass salesman not lazy bums. On a side note now im so good at conning people I basically just get money from hot chicks all day.

No you don't.

hot chicks are the easiest believe it or not... (redneck accent) excuse me maam do yall think you might be able to throw a dollar in my tank...i been out here an hour aint nobody helpin tis quite embarassing but its what i gotta do right bout now. 


 i be at walmart parkinlot like 6 days a week gaining . been in this streetwalk game of veterans for years nikka.