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Offline jerome

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top 3 curse words you spew
« on: November 14, 2014, 03:14:59 am »
mine's prob:

fuckin hell (i dunno, it seems to be applicable to any situation.)
what the fuck (casually mutter it in the car when people do weird things on the road)
holy shit (usually when someone tells me an impressive story or when something funky happens.)

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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2014, 03:15:59 am »
Fuck
Shit
Anus
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2014, 03:16:38 am »
Fuck
Cunt
Tampon

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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2014, 03:18:10 am »
lol, tampon

"fucking jewish bullshit"

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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2014, 03:25:16 am »
holy handgrenades
jesus christ on a cripple
holy fucking goddamn fucking shit
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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2014, 03:44:12 am »
Generic ones: fuck, nigger, shit
More specific: faggot pistachio farmer, filthy jew, stupid fucking gook

^Not the most original, but that just happens to be what I automatically yell when people piss me off while driving, depending on what ethnicity I think they are.

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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2014, 03:50:42 am »
FUCK. CUNT. SHIT.

Offline MoaningLisa

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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2014, 03:55:38 am »
FUCK seems to be applicable to every situation where I need to curse

recently I've grown partial to Goddammit too
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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2014, 04:01:08 am »
Nigger isn't a curse, niggers are the curse. I jack off to thoughts of tacho being turned into krabby patties sometimes
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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2014, 04:10:24 am »
Motherfucker, bitch, bullshit. When I'm at work, anyway. If slurs count, faggot nigger jew (often used in succession). I've come to enjoy the consonants in "kike" recently, however.

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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2014, 04:37:55 am »
Cock gobbler
Dumb fuck
HOLY FUCKING CHRIST ON A CRACKER.
My will, as it were.
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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2014, 04:46:43 am »
I'd like to think I'm more original but truth be told my top three words are probably fuck, shit, and bitch, and my respective favorite phrases would be along the lines of 'shut the fuck up,' 'fucking bullshit,' and 'you stupid bitch.'

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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2014, 05:00:54 am »
1.  Fuck this.
2.  Du Ma (pronounced dooo-mah)  Translation from Vietnamese  "mother fucker"
3.  Just fucking give herrrr
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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2014, 05:26:08 am »
  • God damn it!
  • Fuck!
  • The fuck?

I don't really curse in front of other people. I only do it when I'm alone or when I'm drunk.

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Re: top 3 curse words you spew
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2014, 07:13:28 am »
fuck
shit
ass
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