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Offline MoaningLisa

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Tinder experiences
« on: November 13, 2014, 03:14:25 pm »
post your Tinder/Grindr/Meetme hookup stories here.

some fatty adds me, keeps messaging me to chill...turns out she lives right off the path where I work out every night, so I reply, and we meet up.

now I get a free blowjob every night while I'm on my run.

PURE WIN.
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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2014, 03:36:23 pm »
Gross
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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2014, 03:37:17 pm »
Quote from: zok jr. on November 13, 2014, 03:36:23 pm
Gross

blowjobs are gross? you must be the one giving them.
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Quote from: Infinityshock on October 30, 2014, 11:00:48 pm
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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2014, 03:43:33 pm »
Quote from: MoaningLisa on November 13, 2014, 03:37:17 pm
Quote from: zok jr. on November 13, 2014, 03:36:23 pm
Gross

blowjobs are gross? you must be the one giving them.

From fat girls they are.
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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2014, 04:36:51 pm »
Psh, Tinder.  Gave a few blowjobs.

FetLife is where it's at.
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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2014, 04:48:40 pm »
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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2014, 05:38:03 pm »
I just started using Tinder, a few matches. Starting talking with a girl but she's 16 , others have not yet replied
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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2014, 09:47:01 pm »
Tried it a couple of months ago. Met a couple of rather cool girls.

Tinder makes me feel like an asshole though. "Nope, not hot enough to fuck me".
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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2014, 03:06:55 am »
meh, for some reason i can't want to try to use online dating or apps, even if it'd make things easier. feels like i'm cheating or something if that makes any sense.
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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2014, 03:33:51 am »
Quote from: jerome on November 14, 2014, 03:06:55 am
meh, for some reason i can't want to try to use online dating or apps, even if it'd make things easier. feels like i'm cheating or something if that makes any sense.

I can't use tinder or any dating aps because in order to download them I need to upgrade the software on my iphone and I refuse, its shitty enough without installing an OS that is slower and drains the battery even faster. Fuck I hate apple.
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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2014, 08:16:03 am »
Quote from: equanimity on November 13, 2014, 04:36:51 pm
FetLife is where it's at.

I've heard that from a few people.
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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2014, 05:34:54 pm »
So good I thought I contracted HIV.  True story :(
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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2014, 05:45:51 pm »
Yeah, well, play safe.
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Offline Saint Hubertus

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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2014, 05:47:01 pm »
Online dating sucks, gym bitches is where is at
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Re: Tinder experiences
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2014, 04:26:16 am »
Quote from: equanimity on November 13, 2014, 04:36:51 pm
Psh, Tinder.  Gave a few blowjobs.

FetLife is where it's at.

I checked FetLife in my area, its pretty dead...all the freaks are on craigslist, and I still have this Atlanta/Austin mentality about craigslist. I refuse to go anywhere near the personals section.
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Quote from: Infinityshock on October 30, 2014, 11:00:48 pm
Ill give you a hands-free prostate exam with the same instrument I use as a tongue depressor

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