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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2014, 11:21:20 pm »
*deadcats = crazymike. Got it.

Would thank ChinaCat's post if I could.

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2014, 11:33:21 pm »
F*** Y**, M****** M****.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #32 on: September 02, 2014, 06:04:52 am »
F*** Y**, M****** M****.

I will bend you over and make that ass clap, filthy faggot.

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #33 on: September 02, 2014, 12:57:03 pm »
A schoolkid told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead.

“How do you know that the cat was dead?” she asked her pupil.

“Because I pissed in its ear and it didn’t move,” answered the child innocently.

“You did WHAT?” the teacher exclaimed in surprise.

“You know,” explained the boy, “I leaned over and went ‘Pssst’ and it didn’t move”

quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2014, 03:29:53 pm »
One day I was driving down a busy two lane road during 'rush hour', going the speed limit and everything, and this dachshund ran right underneath my front tires.  I heard that 'thump crunch' sound of the dog being destroyed physically.  I looked back in the rearview and briefly saw it using its front legs to crawl off the road, dragging its body.  Simultaneously it began making the wierdest 'yap/squeal' noise I had ever heard, and it was loud as fuck.  I had ran over the back half of the dog, and that crunch noise was its pelvis being crushed. 

I  saw people standing around on the sidewalk and in their yards, so I figured that someone would help the damn thing.  I couldn't really stop because I was on my way to work, and traffic was bumper to bumper so I just kept driving.  Some guy behind me saw the whole thing, and he drove into the oncoming traffic lane to bring his window next to mine.  "Hey-HEY!" he yelled.  "I saw what you did and I am calling the cops!"  He was furious, his face red and distorted.  I swear I even saw him drooling with rage.  I shrugged at him and yelled back 'What am I supposed to do?'

He kept yelling at me, so as soon as we broke free from traffic, I got all road-raged out and pulled up to his window myself.  "Pull over, motherfucker!  Pull the fuck over!" I was going to fight the guy, I guess I just lost it.  I felt bad enough about hitting the dog, and now this prick wants to play hero.  I whipped my car into the nearest parking lot and jumped out, all ready to fuck this guy up, but he just drove away.
quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: Where is mmmmQuestions?
« Reply #35 on: September 09, 2014, 03:28:36 am »
oh my goodness. it happened :(