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Offline helladamnleet

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December 10th
« on: November 12, 2014, 09:17:09 pm »
The day my teeth get removed.

I've had 3 teeth pulled while awake, and 4 removed while put under. I'm honestly scared shitless about this. My mouth is going to be one big open wound for, like, two weeks, then I won't even have dentures for, like, 6 weeks after that. Only upside is I won't have tooth pain anymore, and my smile will be perfection.

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Re: December 10th
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2014, 09:20:33 pm »
Dentures? Dude how old are you?
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Re: December 10th
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2014, 09:20:57 pm »
sounds like its better to keep them in

dont u know damaged teeth will fall out by themselves

dentists r pressured to keep admitting into tooth romoval to keep their job

dentist is something nobody needs

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Re: December 10th
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2014, 09:26:14 pm »
Dentures? Dude how old are you?
23. I have super soft teeth. To the point that even brushing with a newborn toothbrush causes them to chip.
sounds like its better to keep them in

dont u know damaged teeth will fall out by themselves

dentists r pressured to keep admitting into tooth romoval to keep their job

dentist is something nobody needs


They hurt too much to leave them in, and they are crumbling and shit. The DENTIST wants me to leave them in and pay out of pocket to fix them one by one. I WANT them pulled so I don't have to experience pain like this anymore.

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Re: December 10th
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2014, 10:16:06 pm »
smoke weed it will heal ur teetsh

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Re: December 10th
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2014, 10:33:30 pm »
They hurt too much to even smoke weed. I'm not even sure what I'm going to do for the next 28 days considering it takes 6 vicodin to even get them to a point where I can sleep.

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Re: December 10th
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2014, 10:35:38 pm »
drink marywanna and inject beer
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Re: December 10th
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2014, 10:35:39 pm »
pics or didnt happen

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Re: December 10th
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Re: December 10th
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2014, 12:50:49 am »
what the fuck did you do to cause that?

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Re: December 10th
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2014, 12:54:53 am »
Extremely soft teeth mixed with the fact I grind them while I sleep mixed with the fact that the last dental work that got done was a welfare dentist, so the work was probably shotty as is.

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Re: December 10th
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2014, 01:36:51 am »
Looks painful, good luck with the surgery.

Bad news: Vicodin has been reclassified as schedule II

Good news: Tylenol 4 (a viable analog) is still available under schedule III
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Re: December 10th
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2014, 01:45:32 am »
lol, an analogue? quick google search says tylenol 4 is codeine, I didn't think you guys were prescribed that in the US...

Codeine's not as strong as hydro, but I did actually find it a huge help with dental pain.


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Re: December 10th
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2014, 01:46:54 am »
lol, an analogue? quick google search says tylenol 4 is codeine, I didn't think you guys were prescribed that in the US...

Codeine's not as strong as hydro, but I did actually find it a huge help with dental pain.


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Tylenol 4 would be just fine if I hadn't already taken, like, 20 OTC tylenols already.

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Re: December 10th
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2014, 03:04:40 am »
Those teeth are terrible. If I had those I would just have them all pulled out and metal ones put in, even if it cost $20,000+. It looks like your teeth are dissolved by water. Are you part witch? Seriously. You have teeth AIDS. Or maybe just regular AIDS, I don't know I'm not a doctor. You should probably get tested though.

Or maybe you should keep the teeth and start your own genre of gay porn. Make your own site where gay dudes jerk off into your rotten teeth while verbally berating you. I bet there is a market for that, if there isn't already someone doing it.