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Offline splooge gook

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Everything is Maria from 7th grade's fault
« on: November 12, 2014, 01:45:49 am »
before then I loved people...
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Re: Everything is Maria from 7th grade's fault
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2014, 01:47:34 am »
find her and dabble in her entrails
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Re: Everything is Maria from 7th grade's fault
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2014, 01:47:57 am »
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: Everything is Maria from 7th grade's fault
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2014, 02:00:35 am »
Who?  You mean that one Maria girl you wanted me to draw a picture of?
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Re: Everything is Maria from 7th grade's fault
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2014, 03:48:34 am »
No, but she has the same initials
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Re: Everything is Maria from 7th grade's fault
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2014, 03:55:56 am »
Good thing my IQ is so high, otherwise I'd kill myself.

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Re: Everything is Maria from 7th grade's fault
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2014, 04:00:42 am »
Just drive up to the school tomorrow and punch her really hard.

Will make you feel like a man
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Re: Everything is Maria from 7th grade's fault
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2014, 08:46:42 am »
LOL, I imagine Slooge sitting in the basement for weeks on end, connecting wires to thumb tacks that are embedded into maps on the walls. Chain smoking Marlboro's, coffee cups and red bull cans strewn all over the place, trying to find the algorithm for when the girl comes outside next, pausing only long enough to clear a hit of synthetic cannibus from a punctured energy drink can.


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Re: Everything is Maria from 7th grade's fault
« Reply #9 on: November 12, 2014, 09:48:22 pm »
LOL, I imagine Slooge sitting in the basement for weeks on end, connecting wires to thumb tacks that are embedded into maps on the walls. Chain smoking Marlboro's, coffee cups and red bull cans strewn all over the place, trying to find the algorithm for when the girl comes outside next, pausing only long enough to clear a hit of synthetic cannibus from a punctured energy drink can.

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Re: Everything is Maria from 7th grade's fault
« Reply #10 on: November 12, 2014, 09:53:42 pm »
tfw maria was my fake girlfriend in 7th grade that I bragged about until everyone found out she never existed and from then on I was green day song fake girlfriend named maria dxm clusterfuck
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Re: Everything is Maria from 7th grade's fault
« Reply #11 on: November 12, 2014, 09:55:30 pm »
I actually had a girlfriend in 7th or 8th grade named Maria.
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Re: Everything is Maria from 7th grade's fault
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2014, 09:57:21 pm »
Man there was this girl named Maria in Jr High who everyone called "bowler" for some reason, I think because she had shoes that looked like bowling shoes or something. She was gross and had buck teeth which suited her last name so people made fun of her for that too. Her cousin was alright lookin tho and my buddy tried to get with her and failed, lol

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Re: Everything is Maria from 7th grade's fault
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2014, 09:57:53 pm »
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