Author Topic: laveyan satanists are nothing but edgelords  (Read 532 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline kolokol-1

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 121
  • Quasi-knowledgeable Shitposter
    • View Profile
laveyan satanists are nothing but edgelords
« on: November 12, 2014, 12:46:54 am »
Seriously? They're fucking atheists,who call themselves satanists to bother Christians and sound like they're insane. Lavey himself said anyone who actually worshiped Satan was psychotic. And his dumb ass spawned the oxymoronic phrase "atheistic satanist."

 That's all

Offline aldra

  • Arch Disciple
  • ***
  • Posts: 623
  • albrecht drais
    • View Profile
Re: laveyan satanists are nothing but edgelords
« Reply #1 on: November 12, 2014, 12:49:34 am »
yup. their core tenet is 'do whatever you want as long as it doesn't infringe upon anyone else', which is what, libertarianism?

Offline kolokol-1

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 121
  • Quasi-knowledgeable Shitposter
    • View Profile
Re: laveyan satanists are nothing but edgelords
« Reply #2 on: November 12, 2014, 12:58:03 am »
I think it's just the first amendment

Also, to add to the OP, laveyan satanists give real satanists an even worse name than they already have. And then they'll say, with a completely straight face and completely believing what they are saying, that people who worship Satan are not "real satanists" and then fail to see the irony.

Also makes them seem a hell of a lot like the Christians they claim to hate so bad

Offline Σ

  • Arch Disciple
  • ***
  • Posts: 586
  • Übermensch
    • View Profile
Re: laveyan satanists are nothing but edgelords
« Reply #3 on: November 12, 2014, 01:39:09 am »
Are you implying there are people who call themselves satanists who aren't edgelords.


LEL
tl;dr: idealism will not un-rape you.

Offline kolokol-1

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 121
  • Quasi-knowledgeable Shitposter
    • View Profile
Re: laveyan satanists are nothing but edgelords
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2014, 01:41:43 am »
Are you implying there are people who call themselves satanists who aren't edgelords.


LEL

This is true

The non-edgelord satanist is an even rarer breed than the non-prostitute dominatrix

Offline Billy Herrington

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 108
  • I'm not really Billy Herrington.
    • View Profile
Re: laveyan satanists are nothing but edgelords
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2014, 01:44:26 am »
Are you implying there are people who call themselves satanists who aren't edgelords.


LEL

beat me to it even the ones who dont want to sacrifice goats and shit still cut and brag about it like the faggy edgelords they are
Remember these timeless words: ass we can.