I need some style- Help?

[millionsofdeadcats]

Don't be too ghetto, find a clean-cut look if you mean to keep slipping past loss prevention.

A pearl of wisdom.

[joe camel]

Get some slim fit jeans, not skinny jeans, a solid black v neck and some black vans.

Can you really go wrong w that?

Sounds simple yet decent. I find slim jeans uncomfortable though. Feels like my balls are being tightly packed together and don't like it tight around my thighs

This is why i said slim fit, not skinny/super skinny/ultra slim/ball smugglers/etc

[Soso0]

Get some slim fit jeans, not skinny jeans, a solid black v neck and some black vans.

Can you really go wrong w that?

Sounds simple yet decent. I find slim jeans uncomfortable though. Feels like my balls are being tightly packed together and don't like it tight around my thighs

This is why i said slim fit, not skinny/super skinny/ultra slim/ball smugglers/etc

What I wanna know is how people can stand wearing those things

[Ninja]

You only need style when you're trying to stand out.  Like at the club.  Or some shit. 

What you want all of the other times is not style...  It's outfits.  Costumes that make you blend in.  Like, see what the douchey fags are wearing and then buy yourself a Douchey Fag outfit.  Figure out all of the situations where you may need to blend in and then get outfits that will allow you to do so. 

[1337looter]

check out this site https://www.cladwell.com/
it designs your wardrobe for you completely free.

[LOVE]

Ramfuk

don't listen to all these shitheads. wear jeans and a tshirt. blend in.

In America, where everyone looks like shit all the time. Dunno where this guy lives. I guess I'll do a long post because I just read an amusing book and it put me in a good mood.

How to dress like Ramfuk (who is a massive fag for caring about this topic)

Things an adult male should never wear:

- Hats (obviously unless it is part of a uniform, in which case this advice will probably not be absorbed anyway, or unless it is functional, like you are in Antarctica and you have ears, not like it serves a function as a female attractant, which it does not, and if it does, don't do it she has AIDS)

- T-shirts (T-shirts are sleepwear. If you insist on wearing a t-shirt, it should not have any text, logos, or images, because they are never clever or funny. It should also not be white, unless your house is on fire and you ran outside. It should also fit you and not be even slightly larger than your size. Note that if it has a collar, people will probably assume you are gay; at least, I will.)

- Shorts (There is a reason old people call them "short pants," and why they are worn by British schoolboys: They were not considered adult attire until recently. Again, they may be part of a uniform if you can't help it. Swimming shorts/trunks should not be loose. Anyone who wears cargo shorts deserves to have a grenade dropped into a pocket or five. So, remember that when you are wearing shorts, it's pretty much like wearing a superhero costume or a princess crown. Note that if you do adopt this perspective, being in public will become a bit weirder.)

- Wifebeaters as an outer garment (If you do this, all hope is already lost.)

- Pajamas in public (includes slippers, you know people do this, it's baffling)

- Really tight or loose jeans (There are lots of sharp-looking jeans for comparable or slightly higher prices than dumpy-ass plain ugly Levis that look like grain satchels. To find them, hold your breath and go to any mall. One store is H&M; Express has a men's store with more expensive items. There are lots of others depending on where you are.)

- Camouflage anything (unless you are actually holding a weapon and trying to blend in with your surroundings in order to kill people (Do not do this unless you are in the military and somebody told you to))

- Sunglasses: aviators (unless you are a pilot), wraparounds (this screams 'NASCAR'), or the kind that looks like a bunch of stupid shiny colors. No weird shapes. Also, John Lennon's sunglasses died with him.

- Tennis shoes, sneakers, whatever you call them (These are for playing sports. Even sports players, after they have played their sports and are going out for the evening, do not wear these to a restaurant. Because they have money.)

WARNING: DO NOT PEACOCK. YOU ARE NOT A PUA. NOBODY IS A PUA, THERE ARE NO PUAS, THERE ARE ONLY DOUCHEBAGS. DO NOT PEACOCK. NO GOGGLES. Warning over

ADDITIONAL WARNING: YOUR PARTICULAR FEDORA OR TRILBY IS NOT EXEMPT FROM THE HAT RULE. NEVER, NEVER, EVER WEAR ONE OF THESE UNLESS YOU ARE INVOLVED IN A PRODUCTION OF DEATH OF A SALESMAN IN WHICH CASE YOU ARE ALSO EXEMPT FROM THE T-SHIRTS-WITH-COLLARS RULE. PEOPLE CONTINUE TO DO THIS. Warning over

People like to be comfortable. That's cool. But I don't know how anyone can feel comfortable when they look like they literally don't know what they're wearing. Like it was random, like they woke up and felt comfortable so they decided to go to the store. God I hate this fucking country. Ok I'm not trying to beat you up here. Fuck this country.

Some additional tips:

- Wear boxer briefs. They feel better and keep your danglies in order. No more boxers or white briefs. Boxer briefs also seem to be designed to make you appear more attractive right before sex, if that's something you do.

- Your haircut is just as important as the clothes you're wearing. No hair dye or bleach or whatever, no highlights or tips if people still even do that ~*~ '90s kid ~*~. No long hair, sorry. I cut mine off after not caring about it and letting it grow for a long time. Trust me, no long hair. Just trust me. Repeat after me: no long hair, alright, no long hair.

- No facial hair unless you can rock it. I don't like it at all, but I do have to admit that there are some bad-ass bearded psychos out there, such as someone who might, for example, be featured on Alaskan State Troopers. If your facial hair isn't growing fully, is not thick, and looks like a 10-year-old Mexican's moustache, shave it. You must shave. Do.

I hope this helps and yes I'm a huge faggot for caring about my appearance and by the way I wasn't implying that you do wear a fedora or anything and by the way I used to look like shit. In middle school I actually wore an Adidas shirt, which is pretty fucking gay. So remember: If you look better than someone else, you are better than someone else. Not really, but probability is in your favor.

Important: You can look good by dressing simply. A good-looking long-sleeved plain shirt that fits you, some plain leather (or veganfag) shoes, with decent jeans and a haircut that suits you are all you need in a casual setting. If you are a buttoned-shirt noob, know that there are shirts with buttons that are designed to be tucked in and there are shirts that are significantly shorter. Wearing a buttoned shirt untucked when it's supposed to be tucked looks really fucking weird.

Oh yeah, no trench coats. Or puffy ghetto coats.

Final repetition: Everything must fit you well.

Oh yeah, and that book I mentioned, coincidentally, was this.

Ramfuk

10/10. Reading that was a cathartic experience.
The summation of my own sentiments came to be expressed with more eloquence than could be managed of my own accord, and in the end it all came together with such pace balance and finesse that I can only equate it to slowly consuming a fine terrine after a hard day's work..       ..and there is want more, yet there doesn't need to be anymore because what was consumed was directly on the palate, and it was as close to perfection as you would ever be willing to risk.

Bra-fucking-vo.

[joe camel]

Ramfuk

don't listen to all these shitheads. wear jeans and a tshirt. blend in.

In America, where everyone looks like shit all the time. Dunno where this guy lives. I guess I'll do a long post because I just read an amusing book and it put me in a good mood.

How to dress like Ramfuk (who is a massive fag for caring about this topic)

Things an adult male should never wear:

- Hats (obviously unless it is part of a uniform, in which case this advice will probably not be absorbed anyway, or unless it is functional, like you are in Antarctica and you have ears, not like it serves a function as a female attractant, which it does not, and if it does, don't do it she has AIDS)

- T-shirts (T-shirts are sleepwear. If you insist on wearing a t-shirt, it should not have any text, logos, or images, because they are never clever or funny. It should also not be white, unless your house is on fire and you ran outside. It should also fit you and not be even slightly larger than your size. Note that if it has a collar, people will probably assume you are gay; at least, I will.)

- Shorts (There is a reason old people call them "short pants," and why they are worn by British schoolboys: They were not considered adult attire until recently. Again, they may be part of a uniform if you can't help it. Swimming shorts/trunks should not be loose. Anyone who wears cargo shorts deserves to have a grenade dropped into a pocket or five. So, remember that when you are wearing shorts, it's pretty much like wearing a superhero costume or a princess crown. Note that if you do adopt this perspective, being in public will become a bit weirder.)

- Wifebeaters as an outer garment (If you do this, all hope is already lost.)

- Pajamas in public (includes slippers, you know people do this, it's baffling)

- Really tight or loose jeans (There are lots of sharp-looking jeans for comparable or slightly higher prices than dumpy-ass plain ugly Levis that look like grain satchels. To find them, hold your breath and go to any mall. One store is H&M; Express has a men's store with more expensive items. There are lots of others depending on where you are.)

- Camouflage anything (unless you are actually holding a weapon and trying to blend in with your surroundings in order to kill people (Do not do this unless you are in the military and somebody told you to))

- Sunglasses: aviators (unless you are a pilot), wraparounds (this screams 'NASCAR'), or the kind that looks like a bunch of stupid shiny colors. No weird shapes. Also, John Lennon's sunglasses died with him.

- Tennis shoes, sneakers, whatever you call them (These are for playing sports. Even sports players, after they have played their sports and are going out for the evening, do not wear these to a restaurant. Because they have money.)

WARNING: DO NOT PEACOCK. YOU ARE NOT A PUA. NOBODY IS A PUA, THERE ARE NO PUAS, THERE ARE ONLY DOUCHEBAGS. DO NOT PEACOCK. NO GOGGLES. Warning over

ADDITIONAL WARNING: YOUR PARTICULAR FEDORA OR TRILBY IS NOT EXEMPT FROM THE HAT RULE. NEVER, NEVER, EVER WEAR ONE OF THESE UNLESS YOU ARE INVOLVED IN A PRODUCTION OF DEATH OF A SALESMAN IN WHICH CASE YOU ARE ALSO EXEMPT FROM THE T-SHIRTS-WITH-COLLARS RULE. PEOPLE CONTINUE TO DO THIS. Warning over

People like to be comfortable. That's cool. But I don't know how anyone can feel comfortable when they look like they literally don't know what they're wearing. Like it was random, like they woke up and felt comfortable so they decided to go to the store. God I hate this fucking country. Ok I'm not trying to beat you up here. Fuck this country.

Some additional tips:

- Wear boxer briefs. They feel better and keep your danglies in order. No more boxers or white briefs. Boxer briefs also seem to be designed to make you appear more attractive right before sex, if that's something you do.

- Your haircut is just as important as the clothes you're wearing. No hair dye or bleach or whatever, no highlights or tips if people still even do that ~*~ '90s kid ~*~. No long hair, sorry. I cut mine off after not caring about it and letting it grow for a long time. Trust me, no long hair. Just trust me. Repeat after me: no long hair, alright, no long hair.

- No facial hair unless you can rock it. I don't like it at all, but I do have to admit that there are some bad-ass bearded psychos out there, such as someone who might, for example, be featured on Alaskan State Troopers. If your facial hair isn't growing fully, is not thick, and looks like a 10-year-old Mexican's moustache, shave it. You must shave. Do.

I hope this helps and yes I'm a huge faggot for caring about my appearance and by the way I wasn't implying that you do wear a fedora or anything and by the way I used to look like shit. In middle school I actually wore an Adidas shirt, which is pretty fucking gay. So remember: If you look better than someone else, you are better than someone else. Not really, but probability is in your favor.

Important: You can look good by dressing simply. A good-looking long-sleeved plain shirt that fits you, some plain leather (or veganfag) shoes, with decent jeans and a haircut that suits you are all you need in a casual setting. If you are a buttoned-shirt noob, know that there are shirts with buttons that are designed to be tucked in and there are shirts that are significantly shorter. Wearing a buttoned shirt untucked when it's supposed to be tucked looks really fucking weird.

Oh yeah, no trench coats. Or puffy ghetto coats.

Final repetition: Everything must fit you well.

Oh yeah, and that book I mentioned, coincidentally, was this.

Ramfuk

10/10. Reading that was a cathartic experience.
The summation of my own sentiments came to be expressed with more eloquence than could be managed of my own accord, and in the end it all came together with such pace balance and finesse that I can only equate it to slowly consuming a fine terrine after a hard day's work..       ..and there is want more, yet there doesn't need to be anymore because what was consumed was directly on the palate, and it was as close to perfection as you would ever be willing to risk.

Bra-fucking-vo.

Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck are you supposed to wear then, according to you? You seriously mean to tell me as a grown man, i cannot wear a t shirt, hat, and shorts? Where is the fun in that? The list is fine, if you want to look like  a ridiculously uptight, high strung loser who will probably die of a stroke in no less than 10 mins.

If you wanna pull bitches, do not listed to this guy.

[LOVE]

Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck are you supposed to wear then, according to you? You seriously mean to tell me as a grown man, i cannot wear a t shirt, hat, and shorts? Where is the fun in that? The list is fine, if you want to look like  a ridiculously uptight, high strung loser who will probably die of a stroke in no less than 10 mins.

If you wanna pull bitches, do not listed to this guy.

If you want to wear beige cargo shorts and a three wolf shirt, then best of luck to you. You'll pick up the kind of girl who've never used a straightener in their life and wear colour tinted glasses for their dyslexia.

[grimes]

Get some slim fit jeans, not skinny jeans, a solid black v neck and some black vans.

Can you really go wrong w that?

V-necks are out. Just get classic crew-necks.

[Suicidal Fish]

Tartan is in this winter.

A tartan shirt, some jeans and a nice pair of shoes and you are good to go.

[aldra]

Ramfuk

don't listen to all these shitheads. wear jeans and a tshirt. blend in.

In America, where everyone looks like shit all the time. Dunno where this guy lives. I guess I'll do a long post because I just read an amusing book and it put me in a good mood.

How to dress like Ramfuk (who is a massive fag for caring about this topic)

Things an adult male should never wear:

- Hats (obviously unless it is part of a uniform, in which case this advice will probably not be absorbed anyway, or unless it is functional, like you are in Antarctica and you have ears, not like it serves a function as a female attractant, which it does not, and if it does, don't do it she has AIDS)

- T-shirts (T-shirts are sleepwear. If you insist on wearing a t-shirt, it should not have any text, logos, or images, because they are never clever or funny. It should also not be white, unless your house is on fire and you ran outside. It should also fit you and not be even slightly larger than your size. Note that if it has a collar, people will probably assume you are gay; at least, I will.)

- Shorts (There is a reason old people call them "short pants," and why they are worn by British schoolboys: They were not considered adult attire until recently. Again, they may be part of a uniform if you can't help it. Swimming shorts/trunks should not be loose. Anyone who wears cargo shorts deserves to have a grenade dropped into a pocket or five. So, remember that when you are wearing shorts, it's pretty much like wearing a superhero costume or a princess crown. Note that if you do adopt this perspective, being in public will become a bit weirder.)

- Wifebeaters as an outer garment (If you do this, all hope is already lost.)

- Pajamas in public (includes slippers, you know people do this, it's baffling)

- Really tight or loose jeans (There are lots of sharp-looking jeans for comparable or slightly higher prices than dumpy-ass plain ugly Levis that look like grain satchels. To find them, hold your breath and go to any mall. One store is H&M; Express has a men's store with more expensive items. There are lots of others depending on where you are.)

- Camouflage anything (unless you are actually holding a weapon and trying to blend in with your surroundings in order to kill people (Do not do this unless you are in the military and somebody told you to))

- Sunglasses: aviators (unless you are a pilot), wraparounds (this screams 'NASCAR'), or the kind that looks like a bunch of stupid shiny colors. No weird shapes. Also, John Lennon's sunglasses died with him.

- Tennis shoes, sneakers, whatever you call them (These are for playing sports. Even sports players, after they have played their sports and are going out for the evening, do not wear these to a restaurant. Because they have money.)

WARNING: DO NOT PEACOCK. YOU ARE NOT A PUA. NOBODY IS A PUA, THERE ARE NO PUAS, THERE ARE ONLY DOUCHEBAGS. DO NOT PEACOCK. NO GOGGLES. Warning over

ADDITIONAL WARNING: YOUR PARTICULAR FEDORA OR TRILBY IS NOT EXEMPT FROM THE HAT RULE. NEVER, NEVER, EVER WEAR ONE OF THESE UNLESS YOU ARE INVOLVED IN A PRODUCTION OF DEATH OF A SALESMAN IN WHICH CASE YOU ARE ALSO EXEMPT FROM THE T-SHIRTS-WITH-COLLARS RULE. PEOPLE CONTINUE TO DO THIS. Warning over

People like to be comfortable. That's cool. But I don't know how anyone can feel comfortable when they look like they literally don't know what they're wearing. Like it was random, like they woke up and felt comfortable so they decided to go to the store. God I hate this fucking country. Ok I'm not trying to beat you up here. Fuck this country.

Some additional tips:

- Wear boxer briefs. They feel better and keep your danglies in order. No more boxers or white briefs. Boxer briefs also seem to be designed to make you appear more attractive right before sex, if that's something you do.

- Your haircut is just as important as the clothes you're wearing. No hair dye or bleach or whatever, no highlights or tips if people still even do that ~*~ '90s kid ~*~. No long hair, sorry. I cut mine off after not caring about it and letting it grow for a long time. Trust me, no long hair. Just trust me. Repeat after me: no long hair, alright, no long hair.

- No facial hair unless you can rock it. I don't like it at all, but I do have to admit that there are some bad-ass bearded psychos out there, such as someone who might, for example, be featured on Alaskan State Troopers. If your facial hair isn't growing fully, is not thick, and looks like a 10-year-old Mexican's moustache, shave it. You must shave. Do.

I hope this helps and yes I'm a huge faggot for caring about my appearance and by the way I wasn't implying that you do wear a fedora or anything and by the way I used to look like shit. In middle school I actually wore an Adidas shirt, which is pretty fucking gay. So remember: If you look better than someone else, you are better than someone else. Not really, but probability is in your favor.

Important: You can look good by dressing simply. A good-looking long-sleeved plain shirt that fits you, some plain leather (or veganfag) shoes, with decent jeans and a haircut that suits you are all you need in a casual setting. If you are a buttoned-shirt noob, know that there are shirts with buttons that are designed to be tucked in and there are shirts that are significantly shorter. Wearing a buttoned shirt untucked when it's supposed to be tucked looks really fucking weird.

Oh yeah, no trench coats. Or puffy ghetto coats.

Final repetition: Everything must fit you well.

Oh yeah, and that book I mentioned, coincidentally, was this.

Ramfuk

least gay suggestion I've ever seen in this forum, good job!

[-SpectraL]

Just wear a wife beater, track pants, and Velcro sandals. You'll blend right in.

[Jakos]

Find a single outfit you like wearing that you think looks good, then buy clothes similar to each individual component. Mix and match as needed to convince people you have a varied wardrobe.

Consider your economic status, age, social circle, nationality, body type, etc. If you're unemployed or doing the wage labor grind, you don't really have much to show off by donning a blazer every day, apart from demonstrating that you're a guy who really doesn't really need to be wearing a blazer. It's just weird. Likewise, there's no such thing as a Mexican-American who can really pull off a Union Jack. From these examples I think you can extrapolate other get ups that you'll find are strictly out-of-bounds for your crowd.

Don't be too ghetto, find a clean-cut look if you mean to keep slipping past loss prevention. Fashion really isn't that hard for guys at all, unless you're gay. Just get the clothes you like and put them on.

This guy, knows what's up. also great post by ramfuk, except that H&M is basic (and not in a good way) and is walmart tier in terms of quality. Plato's closet, Ross, and other discount places like that offer much more bang for your buck if you can't afford/steal from the mall. A guy shouldn't care about fashion, but having a developed sense of style will serve you well.

[fanglekai]

Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck are you supposed to wear then, according to you? You seriously mean to tell me as a grown man, i cannot wear a t shirt, hat, and shorts? Where is the fun in that? The list is fine, if you want to look like  a ridiculously uptight, high strung loser who will probably die of a stroke in no less than 10 mins.

If you wanna pull bitches, do not listed to this guy.

If you want to wear beige cargo shorts and a three wolf shirt, then best of luck to you. You'll pick up the kind of girl who've never used a straightener in their life and wear colour tinted glasses for their dyslexia.

Don't be hatin on that 3 wolf moon. I pull tons of bitches with that. They all want my mountain dew.

[fanglekai]

I went to Ross's today to see if I could find some jeans for $20 or so. I saw some Levi's that said "slim straight fit." I went to the fitting room to try them on, thinking they'd be ok without being too tight or too loose. They weren't slim or straight. They were fucking gay skinny fit dick bulge jeans. I don't see how anyone with a normal sized penis and ballsack could wear jeans like that. Uncomfortable as fuck, no pocket space for a wallet, phone, keys or knife. I really don't understand the desire to wear that shit.