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Offline splooge gook

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I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« on: November 11, 2014, 10:07:06 am »
And she was like, in her really nasal Jewish voice, "I'm calling the ambulancccccee" and I was like "ALL WOMEN STICK TOGETHER"
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2014, 10:13:25 am »
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2014, 10:32:40 am »
schplew halp I'm like 3 days sleep deprived over 300mg of focalin which is ritalin x 2 snorted all of them over the course of like 3 days and took a bunch of fucking unisom at like 2am and its 6:31 and I have to go to SCHOOOOOOOOL and fuckin shit its gonna suck ass I got no weed no dxm no syncans just shitty flexerils and clonidines FUCK
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2014, 11:00:54 am »
Punch your mother in the face. Now. Videotape it. Upload it.
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2014, 11:11:58 am »
Could you punch me over some Cofee?
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2014, 11:16:43 am »
Could you fuck suck me over some coffee?
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2014, 12:11:34 pm »
Quote from: splooge gook on November 11, 2014, 11:00:54 am
Punch your mother in the face. Now. Videotape it. Upload it.

I've done it before and honestly probably would beat her up eventually when I get into my rages but she has a deteriorating neck and spinal problem. I beat the living shit out of my worthless spineless dad but also can't really do that anymore because he has alzheimers/dementia early stage and that's just cold but you wanna coffee some mother over punch today?
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2014, 12:27:08 pm »
1 time i maced my mom with deoderant
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2014, 12:36:55 pm »
one time i called my mom and cunt and banged my fist on the dinner table
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2014, 12:48:41 pm »
What's wrong with you people? Worst I've done was talk back and be ungrateful for their kindnesses.
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2014, 12:56:30 pm »
Quote from: equanimity on November 11, 2014, 12:48:41 pm
What's wrong with you people? Worst I've done was talk back and be ungrateful for their kindnesses.

well my mom is a fucking crazy bitch.. and would hit me while making me do chores like a fucking nigger... and try to shove seroquel down my throat.. so i guess thats whats wrong with me.
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2014, 01:00:35 pm »
Quote from: Max Headroom on November 11, 2014, 10:32:40 am
schplew halp I'm like 3 days sleep deprived over 300mg of focalin which is ritalin x 2 snorted all of them over the course of like 3 days and took a bunch of fucking unisom at like 2am and its 6:31 and I have to go to SCHOOOOOOOOL and fuckin shit its gonna suck ass I got no weed no dxm no syncans just shitty flexerils and clonidines FUCK

lol how old are you max?
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2014, 01:28:58 pm »
I still am sort of hesitant to even swear around my mom....when I was a teenager all she had to do was look at us kids, with her terrifying green eyes, and we would be scared into compliance.  She is 5' tall and 90 lbs yet a salient memory of my childhood is her beating the shit out of some fat biker bitch in our apartment complex parking lot.  Scary, scary woman.
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2014, 02:05:30 pm »
Hey arnox, would you punch your mother over a cup of ephedra tea?
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Re: I punched my mother over some coffee today.
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2014, 02:46:14 pm »
Quote from: equanimity on November 11, 2014, 12:48:41 pm
What's wrong with you people? Worst I've done was talk back and be ungrateful for their kindnesses.

What you did was far worse than physical assault; when they cry at night it's because you killed their healthy son and replaced him with a mentally ill intersex hybrid.
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