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Offline baby raper

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how many pushups can you do?
« on: November 10, 2014, 04:34:23 am »
i can do 40 in a row when i first got outta jail i was at like 60.

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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2014, 09:17:11 am »
Depends greatly on technique. Comparisons between push-up counts tend to ignore that.

I haven't done a push up in years, but when I did I never got higher than 25.

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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2014, 12:03:52 pm »
I can do as many as I fuckin' want. Just need about a day break in between each pushup. XD
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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2014, 12:04:24 pm »
About 30 pushups *sober
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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2014, 12:06:46 pm »
About 30 pushups *sober

Same goes for me, you talkin' flat-out hammered or baked, none. I may already be on my stomach, but there's no way I'm going to try doing a push-up.
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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2014, 12:24:48 pm »
40 but these are the conditions I need for exercise:
I need steroids
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I need 2 cups of orange and mango juice
I need at least 12 hours of sleep
I work my way up from 5 then 10 then 15 etc
Now ignore the first two methods and you'll be set.
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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2014, 03:04:13 pm »
Comparisons between push-up counts tend to ignore that.

Chin touches the floor, back remains acceptably straight. I fucking hate it when people spasm going halfway down and up and expect you to be impressed.

Can anyone here do one armed pushups?

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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2014, 04:57:39 pm »
In my best years, when finishing high school I could do 40 in a row, now I do 30, I want to get to a 100.

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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2014, 05:03:28 pm »
All of them :mad:

But no, since my shoulder surgeries it hurts to even try one.  Make up for this somewhat in other ways.


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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2014, 05:08:28 pm »
In highschool i did 62 on my presidential fitness test, not that hard when your skinny and active.

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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2014, 05:14:31 pm »
All of them :mad:

But no, since my shoulder surgeries it hurts to even try one.  Make up for this somewhat in other ways.

By all means, enlighten us.

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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2014, 05:55:50 pm »
I don't do pushups anymore except after a chest day, flat/incline bench sets+chest fly machine, after all that, I can do 20 on a good day.

Also, best advice I've ever found on  the subject....

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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2014, 06:11:26 pm »
All of them :mad:

But no, since my shoulder surgeries it hurts to even try one.  Make up for this somewhat in other ways.

By all means, enlighten us.

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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2014, 06:32:12 pm »
I don't do pushups anymore except after a chest day, flat/incline bench sets+chest fly machine, after all that, I can do 20 on a good day.

Also, best advice I've ever found on  the subject....


^That guy is a fucking idiot, please don't watch his videos. YOU WILL HURT YOURSELF LISTENING TO HIM.



Also, Malice, I can do a few one-armed push-ups, and I can do about 30 good-form push-ups.
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Re: how many pushups can you do?
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2014, 07:07:00 pm »
I don't do pushups anymore except after a chest day, flat/incline bench sets+chest fly machine, after all that, I can do 20 on a good day.

Also, best advice I've ever found on  the subject....


^That guy is a fucking idiot, please don't watch his videos. YOU WILL HURT YOURSELF LISTENING TO HIM.



Also, Malice, I can do a few one-armed push-ups, and I can do about 30 good-form push-ups.
if u can do a one armed pushup u should be able to do more than thirty regs