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Offline mashleshmash

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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2014, 04:10:52 pm »
The first thing my mind goes to is when you shoved a curtain up your ass, not that you are transgender lol
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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2014, 04:11:51 pm »
how big was the curtain>?
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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2014, 04:12:46 pm »
We don't talk about that anymore, Mash.  Everyone did crazy embarrassing stuff as a teenager :/


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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #18 on: November 10, 2014, 04:28:48 pm »
We don't talk about that anymore, Mash.  Everyone did crazy embarrassing stuff as a teenager :/

shoving curtain rods up asses till they bleed all over a bare mattress would not be classified as "embarrassing stuff done as a teenager"

more like shit done by someone who is unhinged

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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #19 on: November 10, 2014, 04:32:18 pm »
It wouldn't have happened if I had a dildo around at the time... :(


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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #20 on: November 10, 2014, 04:34:31 pm »
It wouldn't have happened if I had a dildo around at the time... :(

or if you had functioning brain cells seriously who puts a sharp curtain rod up their ass let alone documents it on the internet lol

that would make for a good comic

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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #21 on: November 10, 2014, 04:39:17 pm »
It was rounded and smooth, but I didn't notice that it had like a jagged edge where it was like welded to itself.  If that makes sense.


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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #22 on: November 10, 2014, 04:44:41 pm »
It was rounded and smooth, but I didn't notice that it had like a jagged edge where it was like welded to itself.  If that makes sense.

it makes sense you didn't realize it in your fever to find something to jam in you poop shoot in a fit of degeneracy

but people with working brains know those things are made to hold up curtains and are made of rolled metal and solder usually and are not intended to go spelunking in assholes

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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #23 on: November 10, 2014, 04:53:13 pm »
Sexuality is one of those things, especially as a curious teen.


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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #24 on: November 10, 2014, 05:57:25 pm »
Sexuality is one of those things, especially as a curious teen.

lol sexuality is shoving home decor up your ass?

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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2014, 06:08:05 pm »
Sexuality is one of those things, especially as a curious teen.

lol sexuality is shoving home decor up your ass?

Essentially for anyone on this site, yes.
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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2014, 06:11:47 pm »
Well you're too late now.  I don't even want to be in your comics, especially if it's like as a lame guest star out of pity :frown:

You can thank me later.

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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #27 on: November 10, 2014, 06:19:17 pm »
lol sexuality is shoving home decor up your ass?

Well, yeah.  That's human sexuality for you: awkward, painful, strange, embarrassing, and gross :P


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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #28 on: November 10, 2014, 06:20:54 pm »
lol sexuality is shoving home decor up your ass?

Well, yeah.  That's human sexuality for you: awkward, painful, strange, embarrassing, and gross :P

lol yeah I think this reinforces the point of trannies needing therapy

this sounds more like self harm to me

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Re: Threads so good they had to be made into comics
« Reply #29 on: November 10, 2014, 06:28:36 pm »
lol sexuality is shoving home decor up your ass?

Well, yeah.  That's human sexuality for you: awkward, painful, strange, embarrassing, and gross :P

In that case this is probably 'normal' for you. Others would call it degenerate behaviour.