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Offline baby raper

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ATTN I just got caught trying to suck my own cock
« on: November 10, 2014, 01:28:15 am »
My life keeps getting better. My roomate said he was going out for some pizza so I figured I had the place to myself for half hour well he goes to little cesars instead and picks up a shitty hot and ready pizza and hes back in five min to catch me upside down propped against the wall with my cock almost to my lips. I fuck roll over as soon as I herd the keys In the door but nope. He saw me and laughed and went to his room. Now im scared to make eye contact with him
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Re: ATTN I just got caught trying to suck my own cock
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2014, 01:29:26 am »
Quote from: baby raper on November 10, 2014, 01:28:15 am
My life keeps getting better. My roomate said he was going out for some pizza so I figured I had the place to myself for half hour well he goes to little cesars instead and picks up a shitty hot and ready pizza and hes back in five min to catch me upside down propped against the wall with my cock almost to my lips. I fuck roll over as soon as I herd the keys In the door but nope. He saw me and laughed and went to his room. Now im scared to make eye contact with him

He has leverage, hack his computer and find some chitty info aout that prick quick
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Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: ATTN I just got caught trying to suck my own cock
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2014, 01:31:10 am »
Quote from: Saint Hubertus on November 10, 2014, 01:29:26 am
Quote from: baby raper on November 10, 2014, 01:28:15 am
My life keeps getting better. My roomate said he was going out for some pizza so I figured I had the place to myself for half hour well he goes to little cesars instead and picks up a shitty hot and ready pizza and hes back in five min to catch me upside down propped against the wall with my cock almost to my lips. I fuck roll over as soon as I herd the keys In the door but nope. He saw me and laughed and went to his room. Now im scared to make eye contact with him

He has leverage, hack his computer and find some chitty info aout that prick quick
quick thinking im on it
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Re: ATTN I just got caught trying to suck my own cock
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2014, 01:35:25 am »
at least he didn't catch you pouring CCCs into your ass I guess
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Re: ATTN I just got caught trying to suck my own cock
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2014, 01:43:24 am »
Play it off like you were practicing a new yoga pose and couldn't be bothered with restrictive clothing due to the flexibility it required.
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Re: ATTN I just got caught trying to suck my own cock
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2014, 01:52:44 am »
when he asks later just say drugs made me do it.
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Re: ATTN I just got caught trying to suck my own cock
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2014, 01:53:47 am »
Quote from: Zanick on November 10, 2014, 01:43:24 am
Play it off like you were practicing a new yoga pose and couldn't be bothered with restrictive clothing due to the flexibility it required.
na bro...its done...i was hard n evrything im going to laugh it off with him later like why didnt u help me bro i almost got it i thought we were bros man....its my only hope i just wonder how many people hes told already
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Re: ATTN I just got caught trying to suck my own cock
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2014, 01:56:30 am »
Every day, this site is feeling more and more like home.  The spirit of totse lives on :P
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Re: ATTN I just got caught trying to suck my own cock
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2014, 02:19:06 am »
Quote from: equanimity on November 10, 2014, 01:56:30 am
Every day, this site is feeling more and more like home.  The spirit of totse lives on :P
im trying im trying....
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Re: ATTN I just got caught trying to suck my own cock
« Reply #9 on: November 10, 2014, 02:23:42 am »
tell him u lost some weed in ur dick hole and u were jonesing for a toke
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Re: ATTN I just got caught trying to suck my own cock
« Reply #10 on: November 10, 2014, 02:30:03 am »
Just explain to him how your writing a dirty novel and needed to get into a sensual head space
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Re: ATTN I just got caught trying to suck my own cock
« Reply #11 on: November 10, 2014, 02:44:19 am »
Quote from: baby raper on November 10, 2014, 02:19:06 am
Quote from: equanimity on November 10, 2014, 01:56:30 am
Every day, this site is feeling more and more like home.  The spirit of totse lives on :P
im trying im trying....
TRY HARDER!


Dear OP, if you want your dick sucked, go to a bar. It isn't worth spraining your muscles...
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Re: ATTN I just got caught trying to suck my own cock
« Reply #12 on: November 10, 2014, 03:06:51 am »
I've came on my face before while in the shower, in the corner upside down on my head.  Pretty sure that wasn't good for me because after I would cum I'd get deaf for like 2 minutes.
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