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Shit Going to Shit - LOL@MEXICO edition
« on: November 09, 2014, 08:57:18 pm »
Welcome to my shits going to shit thread! Here I outline some shit that is going to shit. Today we will be loling at Mexico for going south so quickly. (Pun completely intended)

So a few weeks ago some 43 college students just kinda disappeared in Mexico. Seriously! What kind of place is it where 43 adults can just be taken and no one gives a shit. So I guess people started getting mad.
After weeks fielding questions about the abduction and apparent massacre of 43 trainee teachers by corrupt police in league with drug gang members, Mexico's Attorney General Jesus Murillo has had enough.
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Protesters who have railed against the government's handling of the case sprayed the phrase "I've had enough .. of fear" on the entrance of the Attorney General's office overnight.

Like really mad...

Hundreds of protesters in the Mexican state of Guerrero have attacked government buildings in the capital, Chilpancingo, burning cars.

They accused the government of involvement in the murder of 43 students in the town of Iguala in September.

The protest came after the attorney general said gang members had confessed to the killings.

He said the students were killed by the criminals acting on police orders.

Mexican Attorney General Jesus Murillo Karam said three alleged gang members had claimed the students were handed over to them by police.

They said some were already asphyxiated and they shot the others dead, before setting fire to all the bodies.

They got some mad that they decided to fuck up their government centers in rage:

And of course have decided to molotov everything:


Stay tuned for breaking coverage on what a shit hole Mexico has manifested into!
« Last Edit: November 09, 2014, 09:04:03 pm by Σ »
tl;dr: idealism will not un-rape you.

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Re: Shits Going to Shit - LOL@MEXICO edition
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2014, 09:00:03 pm »
Mexico has always been terrible.

Only time it wasn't was perhaps in the pre-columbian era.


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Re: Shits Going to Shit - LOL@MEXICO edition
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2014, 09:01:52 pm »
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Re: Shits Going to Shit - LOL@MEXICO edition
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2014, 09:03:37 pm »
Mexico has always been terrible.

That is why the thread is called Shit going to shit. Mexico is a shitty place and I am highlighting how its getting even shittier. This series focuses on shit tier countries on a downward spiral.
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Re: Shits Going to Shit - LOL@MEXICO edition
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2014, 09:10:50 pm »
Only time it wasn't was perhaps in the pre-columbian era.

mexican 'indians' never even independently developed the wheel, so mexico has always been a shithole

during the pre-colombian era they were doing the same old things the drug cartels are doing to people now, except they did it for 'religious' reasons rather than financial
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Re: Shit Going to Shit - LOL@MEXICO edition
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2014, 09:12:22 pm »
That is why the thread is called Shit going to shit. Mexico is a shitty place and I am highlighting how its getting even shittier. This series focuses on shit tier countries on a downward spiral.

Actually, this may be a good thing. Mexico's in dire need of some change.



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Re: Shit Going to Shit - LOL@MEXICO edition
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2014, 09:19:56 pm »
Mexico could use a good governmental revamp, its practically run by cartels as it is.

as long as the overthrow does not put the cartels directly in power, it will be a good thing.
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« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2014, 09:37:06 pm »
Dude, shit would be so cash if the cartels became the official face of the Mexican govt. Think about it, all drugs would become legal in mexico, half the country would be in a mad dash north and we would literally have to wall off Mexico. And not that shitty fence they have, like a legit wall. Once the cartels notice they aren't getting aid from America + no one will do trade with them + no way of sustaining its people they would say "Time to knock down the wall and take what belongs to us!"

Meanwhile you are at the lunch table with you nice white family in rural America.
You see on the news that the Cartel Administration has broken The Wall and Cartel troops are storming the US  in a bid to take our superior infrastructure. You turn to look out the window and see smoke in the distance. All your neighbors are running north.
You tell your family to stay inside and lock the door.
You walk outside and see one of your close friends from the town council.
Flocks of screaming white people who look like they have been in a war zone run past you
"Whats going on"
"Its all over! The only hope is to get to the boarder!"
As you stand in the middle of the road in a daze of shock you turn your head once more towards the town.
this is what you see:
tl;dr: idealism will not un-rape you.

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Re: Shit Going to Shit - LOL@MEXICO edition
« Reply #9 on: November 09, 2014, 09:43:40 pm »
cartels

all drugs would become legal

 :facepalm:

I mean in mexico. If the cartels were in power why would they keep their only real source of income illegal? They would almost make it mandatory.
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« Reply #10 on: November 09, 2014, 09:48:19 pm »
why would they keep their only real source of income illegal?

because profit margins? 

edit - Even if they didn't sell some of their drugs wholesale to other cartels within mexico itself, having drugs legal in one country would make it more likely that other countries would consider 'legalization'
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« Reply #11 on: November 09, 2014, 09:51:11 pm »
Are you implying that the cartel would give a fuck if their actions affect legislation in another country?

Because I assure you they would not give a fuck.
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« Reply #12 on: November 09, 2014, 09:51:25 pm »
hahaha if the cartels did come to power, it would definitely be interesting from an international relations perspective. how would the US handle it? what would become of NAFTA?

it would probably be like Escape from LA lmao



EDIT: this also takes into account that all the cartels magically get along. which they most definitely do NOT right now.
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Re: Shit Going to Shit - LOL@MEXICO edition
« Reply #13 on: November 09, 2014, 09:53:33 pm »
Are you implying that the cartel would give a fuck if their actions affect legislation in another country?

Because I assure you they would not give a fuck.

Yes, I am implying that.  If another country legalized drugs, I think they would give quite a fuck
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« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2014, 09:59:27 pm »


Yes, I am implying that.  If another country legalized drugs, I think they would give quite a fuck

they did not give one single fuck when Uruguay legalized weed. they don't give one single fuck drugs are legal in Amsterdam.
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