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Offline Enter

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Am I a failed evil genius?
« on: November 09, 2014, 01:00:54 am »
I always considered myself to be this badass super villain type of guy. Like, when I was a kid from grades 1 to 6 I'd get the other kids in trouble by lying and say they hit me (I did this to my closest friends, strangers, etc), I'd steal from their bags, frame them for shit. All the while I was the perfect model student who everyone loved.

Then when I reached high school? Well, that's when I found totse's bad ideas. I thought this could be the next step! I'd be doing REAL bad shit now! But alas, I became sucked into the internet world, and didn't become an IRL villain at all. My conquests consisted of "trolling" people online. But then I recently found out a close friend of mine in high school got arrested for some scarface-like shit, and meanwhile... what have I been doing? Making fun of dead babies? Harassing women over forums? ...God, I'm pathetic.

There goes a childhood dream. A childhood dream of being in a mansion during my final days, yelling "Say hello to my little friend!" as my rival gang comes to attack.

I'm a failure, okay?! I ADMIT IT! I'm the worst villain ever. :(

I... I failed.
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Re: Am I a failed evil genius?
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2014, 01:16:17 am »
What do you mean there it goes?  You're not that old you got plenty of runway left. 
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Re: Am I a failed evil genius?
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2014, 01:27:53 am »
Quote from: Ragus on November 09, 2014, 01:16:17 am
What do you mean there it goes?  You're not that old you got plenty of runway left.
na he had a good run.
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Re: Am I a failed evil genius?
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2014, 03:18:01 am »
don't fret, you can still get a government job if you want to lord over people and passive-aggressively ruin their lives.
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Re: Am I a failed evil genius?
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2014, 03:44:55 am »
break bad OP grow weed and shrooms or make meth and maybe mdma
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Offline Prometheus

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Re: Am I a failed evil genius?
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2014, 03:59:54 am »
That's petty troublemaker shit. I wouldn't say it rises to the level of evil, or genius. I say this as a fellow aspiring evil genius (dammit, we have costumed "superheros", someones gotta balance that shit out). Other than stirring shit up for some public officials, and publicly humiliating a number of law enforcement officers, I haven't pulled as much as I would have liked either. Not that I'll admit to anyway...
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Re: Am I a failed evil genius?
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2014, 04:08:17 am »
There's still time...  And btw. your friend got arrested, so HE's the failure.  A true evil genius doesn't get arrested while still doing bad stuff. 
Having achieved the not getting arrested part, now would be a great time to start the evil-doing part.
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Re: Am I a failed evil genius?
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2014, 05:14:32 pm »
I uh, didn't reading
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