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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2014, 05:44:31 am »
UPDATE: tonight i accidentally got a little overzealous during my check and i accidentally busted thru her hymen...i am currently trying to repair it with superglue and a postage stamp.

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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #16 on: November 09, 2014, 06:17:59 am »
daughter no, son yes.

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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #17 on: November 09, 2014, 06:36:14 am »
I don't have a daughter so I will try all yours.

I will try your mothers too.
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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #18 on: November 09, 2014, 06:56:40 am »
I don't have a daughter so I will try all yours.

I will try your mothers too.
why dont you have a daughter?  Ever since I bought mine iv been loving life

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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #19 on: November 09, 2014, 06:59:15 am »
Maybe he can't afford one. Wouldn't want to bring the daught collectors around now.

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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #20 on: November 09, 2014, 11:16:31 am »
Maybe he can't afford one. Wouldn't want to bring the daught collectors around now.
haha yeah I guess hed have to steal one then...iv had to go and get a new one here and there over the years cuz they like to escape but my neighbor caught one of em for me and when he gave her back a few days later he suggested that I cut her big toes off so they cant run too good.
.never had a problem again.

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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #21 on: November 09, 2014, 11:19:02 am »
Where my thanks at dog
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2014, 11:35:55 am »
My will, as it were.
To Zek, get over the fucking kittens man.

To RisiR, you'll always be my favourite hater.

To -SpectraL, you're one of the only people here who can insult Arnox without ramming it down his throat.

To Arnox, fuck you.

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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2014, 06:41:30 pm »
anal hymen

I just found the perfect name for my AC cover band.
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its like they never heard of an anal hymen before....

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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #25 on: November 10, 2014, 12:12:39 am »
I don't have a daughter so I will try all yours.

I will try your mothers too.
why dont you have a daughter?  Ever since I bought mine iv been loving life

Nah I create them, then abandon them, because I am a man.
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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2014, 12:41:19 am »
I don't have a daughter so I will try all yours.

I will try your mothers too.
why dont you have a daughter?  Ever since I bought mine iv been loving life

Nah I create them, then abandon them, because I am a man.
do you err...use them before abandonment

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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #27 on: November 10, 2014, 12:57:15 am »
I don't have a daughter so I will try all yours.

I will try your mothers too.
why dont you have a daughter?  Ever since I bought mine iv been loving life

Nah I create them, then abandon them, because I am a man.
do you err...use them before abandonment

And wait for the 9 months. No Thanks
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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #28 on: November 10, 2014, 03:09:59 am »
yea thats true....i got her hymen all patched up with a commemorative  george washington postage stamp and sum superglue good as new.

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Re: do you guys ever check to see if your daughters hymen is intact?
« Reply #29 on: November 10, 2014, 07:57:39 pm »
yea thats true....i got her hymen all patched up with a commemorative  george washington postage stamp and sum superglue good as new.

if youre that concerned about her virginity jam a porcupine up in there.

she'll be a virgin forever...with the added benefit that you can still make use of her asshole.