The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition

[Gollumkip]

I love that nobody has figured out ws is my troll account yet.

[Lanny]

I knew all trolls that have been...
... I know all trolls that will ever be

[bling bling]

I knew all trolls that have been...
... I know all trolls that will ever be

im gonna tell you the truth about us trolls

ourr storrriieee

back in the middle ages i was being made fun of

so i hided under a bridge

i found some of couple females thats how i found my beutifil wife

my son was the cutest babby uwould ever see

everyone has to know the name of the trolls

[Gollumkip]

Good afternooon faggets

[Gollumkip]

This morning I nearly cut my pinky finger off on the stove. Will report back if I don't pass out due to blood loss. Here's Jim with the weather.

[splooge gook]

being in bed with a girl didn't really feels any feels since my only other point of comparison was high dose DXM and sucking an emo girls tits. i miss these people though.

[reject]

Alright since she actually got mad over me trolling I'm gonna address it all with you fucks and then never expect a word of it again. I thought she was trolling back till I called to find out her number was in fact disconnected... This was never a troll. Everything she has said was truth. I made up a bunch of shit because well, I'm gollum and that's what I do. She had to ask to make sure I actually wasn't gay when I was down there lol. But the one thing I didn't troll about was this situation. It's true as much as you people don't want to believe it. I know it sounds ridiculous but it's the truth.

I hitchhiked there, I actually hitchhiked there. We actually hung out and I stayed with her for 3 weeks. She took my virginity. Now she's pregnant, she's really really pregnant and due to circumstances I don't care to explain to any of you, there is a high possibility that it's my child. This is all 100% true. I'm not sure she owns a single dildo and there's definitely no "Tyrone", I never saw one while I was down there.

Whether or not any of you choose to believe this or not is up to you but if you want, head on into tinychat and I will confirm it all with a straight face. If you happen to see fubi in there you can ask him how distraught I was on camera when I had first found out about this and was getting ready to call her that morning after. Go ask anybody in there about it because they've all seen my face during this entire ordeal.  I'm not joking, I'm not kidding, you've all said your piece on the baby and this situation and blah blah blah.

Fair play to you Gollum, you shag a chick once and get her pregnant. Your swimmers must have been eager.

[splooge gook]

i want to have babies with hydro now

[bling bling]

dickyhexilnitrate

[mashleshmash]

i want to have babies with hydro now

i'll cum in her mouth i don't feel comfortable having another child in this world


you can cum in her loose plug socket

[Midnight Sun]

There isn't a chinese takeout place worth a shit anywhere around here 

Fuck this authentic chink nonsense I want a plate of orange chicken dammit and I sure as shit don't want to drive to a Panda Express

[Midnight Sun]

[mashleshmash]

There isn't a chinese takeout place worth a shit anywhere around here 

Fuck this authentic chink nonsense I want a plate of orange chicken dammit and I sure as shit don't want to drive to a Panda Express

Dang bro we have a pretty decent chinese place up town.  Had some broccoli and beef, sesame and sweet and sour chicken.

[Midnight Sun]

I saved my time and money and just bought 2 butterfingers for 1.50

[mashleshmash]

rip off