How to expedite getting money back from someone

[Billy Herrington]

Now I don't mean to have illegal implications. I just want to know how to get my money back from someone. He owes me a good amount not related to illegal shit. ALL ADVICE WELCOME

[Suicidal Fish]

If it is legal use a Debt recovery company

[starvingniglet]

Now I don't mean to have illegal implications. I just want to know how to get my money back from someone. He owes me a good amount not related to illegal shit. ALL ADVICE WELCOME

when I don't get paid back, stuff catches on fire

[Bewbees]

How much money OP? shit in a condom and fling it in his window

[Billy Herrington]

How much money OP? shit in a condom and fling it in his window

a little over 300 i know it isnt too much but i can get a lot of weed for that and he needs to know im not to be fucked with

[starvingniglet]

Damage something he/she values financially, and make it known that you will keep going, and won't stop until you have cost them 10 times what they owe you.

this works sometimes, unless they are poor and don't give a fuck about their stuff

breaking all their windows out of their house in the wintertime is always hilarious


if they have a pet, threaten it.  If they don't pay, throw a chunk of hamburger with some crushed up lightbulbs in it, into their yard. (I am always paranoid about this, I love my dog)

[Bewbees]

Order a bunch of black widow spiderlings online and hatch them in his garage or mail box

[starvingniglet]

de-rattled rattlesnake in the mailbox, scientology-style

[Chiefchicken]

Baseball bat or a revolver to the knees and elbows is a wonderful solution to any monetary problem

[Billy Herrington]

so i know what im gonna do im gonna get a ton of butter melt it and put it on his car handles that way it'll always be slippery and he cant ever open them

[Bewbees]

Thats really lame billy, why dont you go buy a ton of crickets and put them in through his window?

[Billy Herrington]

at that point should i also buy a bong with his card to him and poop in it?

[Bewbees]

no keep the card and watch it, anything he orders online steal or stomp the shit out of it

[Daran]

Grind on his mother while he's around.

[Daran]

Failing that, kidnap his grandma and demand ransom.