Who wants to be Enter's best friend?

[Enter]

I realized I don't talk to anyone online anymore. I can't tell people in real life about the fucked up shit I believe in for this reason:

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=4348

so I need someone to talk to as the real Enter. Someone to share my evil plans with and bounce ideas off of.

Now you will need a few things to fill this position:

1) A skype account
2) Being online the majority of the time
3) A tough skin (I may need to use you for cathartic rage -- my last friend, HTS Noob, the pussy ginger bitch, couldn't handle this one because I kept trying to convince him to kill himself)

POST YOUR RESUMES IN THIS THREAD AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU

[starvingniglet]

bounce ideas off of

gay

[mmmmmmmQuestions]

next

[mashleshmash]

I don't think you can befriend a pathological liar.

[Enter]

I don't think you can befriend a pathological liar.

You clearly want this, mashleshmash. How about it? I think we'd make a great team.

[Enter]

how the fuck has no one jumped on this yet

you literally get to be best friends with me, enter. ME!

ENTER!

THE EVIL GENIUS MASTERMIND

THE MOST INTERESTING MEMBER ON THIS SHIT HOLE

JESUS CHRIST

[starvingniglet]

You want...someone on call pretty much all the time....to talk to about life and stuff.....

Are you lonely?

[Enter]

You want...someone on call pretty much all the time....to talk to about life and stuff.....

Are you lonely?

I explained my situation in the OP, you illiterate cunt. You're never getting the position now, after proving you can't read.

[starvingniglet]

splooge is on, he will be your friend

[starvingniglet]

I explained my situation in the OP, you illiterate cunt. You're never getting the position now, after proving you can't read.

I can't read, it's true

my shameful secret is revealed

you have cut right to the heart of my vulnerability

and now everyone knows my weakness

merchants will cheat me

and folks will post open insults about me that I will never fathom

also, fuck you

[mashleshmash]

We were casual acquaintances at one point but all you did was lie.

[Arnox]

Oh! Pick me!

[starvingniglet]

Oh! Pick me!

you could call yourselves 'enter the dragon'

 

[Enter]

We were casual acquaintances at one point but all you did was lie.

lol what? Name one lie.

I don't even remember that. That was years ago. I've changed since then anyway. Give me one more chance, kyel.

[Enter]

Oh! Pick me!

you could call yourselves 'enter the dragon'

 

I bet he'd like to enter a dragon.