Growing up.

[Enter]

All my life I've been an asshole. Like, you look at me and think, "that guy is a fat piece of asshole shit. He's a fucking prick who cares about nobody but himself, and I literally fucking think the world would be better without him". And you know? I like that. I really do. It makes me feel so fucking good whne people talk about how fucked up I am.

But it's time to grow up. It's time to change and do what all "evil" adults do, and that's put on the mask. Put on the fucking mask so I come across as a nice, friendly human being that nobody suspects. I'm still evil on the inside. But nobody has to know that.

This is what I've always wnated to do, but my ego couldn't handle it. Being openly bad was so much mroe easier! But it's time to grow the fuck up and actually do the work of wearing that mask. The benefits are better. You can get closer to the people you hate.

For example, I've scared off Vizier from this forum because of the way I treated him, and I didn't even really get to do anything to him. Imagine if I was his friend though? Imagine if I was so close to him, I could add him on facebook, and maybe even befriend his family? The possibilities would be endless.

BUT HERP DA DERP, NOPE. I decided to call him a spic, LOL IM SO BADASS.

So yeah. From this moment on I'm putting on the mask. Well not really from this moment on. I've had the mask for a few days now IRL, but I never made a thread about it because this site means nothing to me. I just thought I'd post this to stroke my ego one last time. *sniff*

[starvingniglet]

I disagree, I think your first approach is best.  I always thought that 'the mask' is for faggots and betas, and my approach to conflict is to hit the target with everything, hard, and then when the smoke clears, hit it again hard as fuck.  Sure, you may think that subtlety is more destructive in the long run, but that is generally the purview of women and mormons.  Rather that ones' target be cowed into submission by brutal aggression, than be stealthily undone over time, that is my motto

[splooge gook]

this reminds me of something

[Enter]

this reminds me of something

wots it remind you of, little buddy?

[Ragus]

u mean like a sociopath ? 

[delerium]

It's time to change and do what all "evil" adults do

You've been an adult for years, Enter. Get with the program.

[RestStop]

All my life I've been an asshole. Like, you look at me and think, "that guy is a fat piece of asshole shit. He's a fucking prick who cares about nobody but himself, and I literally fucking think the world would be better without him".

You've already failed then. You sound like my best friend growing up, actually you could pass for his identical twin with that description. My point is, anyone who already knows you will see right through your facade as a supposedly good person.
The thing is most people who think they're "smart and clever" really aren't, to put it simply tricks aren't congruent.

My advice would be to gradually become a better person genuinely.

[Jakos]

 Well if your goal is to mildly irritate everyone you come into contact with, then pretending to be a good guy when you're actually a scumbag is a pretty good way to do it. You're insulting their intelligence by thinking they don't see right through the act. Since your childlike world view is so endearing, I'll give you a piece of unsolicited advice: You can't be well and truly vicious without being proportionately virtuous. Where would Attila the Hun be without his courage? Where would corrupt politicians and avaricious businessmen be without their work ethics? If you want to be a horrible person, first work on being a better one.