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Fuck everything
« on: November 07, 2014, 11:59:27 pm »
At the end of the day everything is always empty. A person can eat healthy, maintain healthy relationships, exercise but at the end when all of your serotonin and dopamine and you remember the thought at the back of every human's mind what's the point. Do drugs, get wasted, feel good, but regardless of if you feel happy on drugs, take a pill, wide awake

talk to people, make things, have a job, enjoy your job, but at the end of the day

you crack
I crack
you crash
they crash
everyone crashes

being brain dead or having the human race having never existed or just suddenly dissapear, having no minds to associate thoughts and objects and everything, nothing is relative to anything and the world would be a truly perfect place, but it wouldn't because nothing is relative, no minds, no perfect. no words. no anything. no fuck, no anything. no no.

it's possible to divide by zero. once you do, you and them and e̱̘͜v͎̝̼̪e̱̩͈͓r͟yt͏͎͙̠̻̮̼̯h̡̖̜̞̦̱i̬̰͢n͓̗̺̠͚̻͢ͅg̺̻̺ ̨͙͖͖͎̰̮i҉s̟̥̜̺̜̳̺ ̪̳̦̦͔̲i̸̲̞̭̯r̝͙̮̙̙̬r̘͖ͅͅè̩l̡̲̥̳͎͎̜e̤̫͍v̳̠̮̼̯͉͢ͅa̡͓͙̻̜͈̘̪n̸̯̞̖̰̲t̹͓̰͚͇͞ ̖͔ş͉̬̳o̟̗̣͕͕ ̸͈i̙̙͉͇̟f͇̼̞̩ ̟̳̫̩̜t҉h͚̘̞e͔̙rḛ̛̺͈ ̝̖̗͇̞i̯̱s͡ ͕̰n̶o̲t̘̰͖̗͔̥͘ͅhị̜̫͓͍͞ǹg҉ to be anything, who cares if you can't d̷̠͚͎͕̤̘̤͓̗̥̳͓͙̘̞̈́́͊ͩ̉̃́̓̒̐ͣ̄͆̕͝͞ḯ͎̭̗̞͓̝̰͚̩̝̖͊̈́ͨͤ͒ͤ͒ͭ͠͞ͅv̋̅̽̈̊̓͋͑͏͇̻̥̮̩̣̭̹̤̦͓͟ͅͅi͚̹̙̪̻͖̫̽ͣͩ̃͗̓͂͐̐͛ͪ͂ͧ̌ͣ̀d̷̵̨̪̫̣̗̩̳̰̦̬̘͍̺͈͈͙̰͎ͤ̃̇́ͮͪ̒͂ͯ̈́̂ͩͪ̀͆͋e̻͎͇̱̺ͯ̊̒̊ͣ͆̄ͨ́̉͋̅ͦ̑̉́ ̧̡̟̘̥̞̦̥͕̖͈̭͍̪̖̗̖̰͐͌̑̍̌͘͞ͅḃ̈̌ͤ͏̢̟̹͚̗̫͕̘̺͔̘̫͞y̶̢ͧ̃̍ͫ͑ͭ̾ͨ͊̒ͭ̉͛͋̀͌̐͂͏̷̸̘̜̙̫̲̫͚ ̵̢̳̤̭͇̖͕̫̲̫̺̟̖̜͔̰̝̃͌͊̊ͤ̉͝z̢ͤͪ̏͒͐͆͐͊͆̂̈̽̔̈́ͨ̆ͣ̚̚͢͏̪͍̘͓̞͉͈̦͙̰̠̤͡ͅe̵̛̳̺̜̪̟͚͉͓͙͉̦̤̩͙̠͐̋̽̚͢rͫ̽̅͋̎ͥ͆̽͗ͫ̚҉̨̣̖͙̣̟̰̳͕̰͚͍͎̥̳͎̯͢͠͠ͅͅo̷̸̸̗͕̩͓̤̮͖̗̜̜̣̝̣͔̍̅́ͭͬ̿͆̃ͯ̔̋́ ̢̠̯̣͇̲̙͖̳́̔ͣ͌̈́̃ͥͩͬ̓ͨ̋̉̏ͩ͂͟i̽̂ͣ̀̇̓ͧ̂́ͨ̇̎̒́͛̀͏̸̭̟̥͓̼̺̗̠̫̹̺̯̩̮͖͍̤̮f̶̢͖̱̪͌ͮ̌͊̓́͐ͯ̈͐̑ͦͪ̑̒̋̀ ̵̰̻̤̬̪̬͕̯̪̻̲͎̤̔ͥ̍̓͒͗ͧ̓̑̂́̀͜y̶̛̥͎̼͉̳͔ͥ͊ͥ͒̎̚̚͡ǫ̲̺̣̼̦ͦ̐̅͌̀ù̶̷̧̙͓͓̣̠͖̺̤̘̺̰̝̩̭̙̖͉͉͒ͨ̽̄ͯ́ͦ͐ͫ͂͑̅ͩ͝͠ͅ ͚͓̻̯̥̲̼͉̭̠͎̺̉ͣ͋̔͋ͫͨ̐͒̕͟͠͡c̸̛̦̻͕͕͋͗̿̂͑̔̋̍ͪ̉̈̿̄̇̿̊̑͌̀́ͅͅͅą̵̛͖͔̦̭͌̐̊͛͗́̎̈́̿̂ͮͨͩ̓̀͆̚͠ͅn̵̴̘̰̻͍̖̲͔̬̣͚̤̜̼͎͍͕͆̏̄̈́̎̓̈ͪ̐̒̿ͩ̏ͨ̎̀̚'ͫ̍̂͋͏̢҉̧̝̤̝̖͢t̶̥̭͇̘̠̹̦̗̩̖̖̣̤͒̔ͫͤͯ͌ͬ̉̅ͮ̄̅ͪ̓ͦ̇ͨ͋͜͜͠͠ͅ ̷̴̖̫͓̖͉̤̱̘̳̠̮̱͗̆ͪ̀̕͝͡ͅc̱̞̰͙̥͈̭̻̹̖͉̟̹̙͙̳̯̘̪͆̍̾͋ͨ̂ͬ́̍̚͘͢a̴͆̑̋̽̎͝҉̴͈̻̝͙̥͚̤͚̭͇̲̳̮̬̣r̴̷̷̙͚͉̰͎̣̝̳͎͙͋̾ͩͧͨ̇̅ͫ̓ͩ̿̂̌̓ͪ̉̕ë͎̦͚̰͙͓͓̖̝̬̮̪̯̺͍͒͑ͯ̽ͪ̓͌ͮ͛̀ͦͫ͌́͐ͦ̀̚͘͟ͅ because there is no you and there 

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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2014, 12:02:44 am »
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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2014, 12:06:39 am »
So what are you trying to say here Max?
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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2014, 12:13:33 am »
Well, if you really feel everything's pointless then you should off yourself.


Time is always against you in some way or another.

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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2014, 12:17:13 am »
Well, if you really feel everything's pointless then you should off yourself.

if he really felt that way he would deduce that even suicide is meaningless
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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2014, 12:18:07 am »
why havent you killed yourself / a classroom full of preschoolers yet?

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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2014, 12:20:18 am »
Well, if you really feel everything's pointless then you should off yourself.

if he really felt that way he would deduce that even suicide is meaningless

When is suicide meaningful?

And on that note, do butterflies eat stone to fly north?


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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2014, 12:24:00 am »
When is suicide meaningful?

romeo & juliet

And on that note, do butterflies eat stone to fly north?

IDK, don't they eat pollen to fly south, like reverse illegal immigrants?
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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #8 on: November 08, 2014, 12:26:15 am »
10/10 OP, whenever I see that crazy text stuff I just take a second to think about character encodings and cascading levels of complexity and it always leads to these really abstract ideas about like information and the ontological non-difference between information in formal systems and physical systems that give rise to formal systems. Shit's crazy yo.

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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2014, 12:31:34 am »
When is suicide meaningful?

Altruistic suicide.  Like in war movies and there's a guy who's like, "I'll stay behind and hold them off for as long as I can.  No go!  Get out of here! :("

Or Gandalf when he faced that balrog, before going all Jesus on everyone.  Or in cases of extreme overpopulation, where people opt to die in hopes of a brighter future for their friends and family.


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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2014, 12:33:56 am »
crack will eat your soul though and just leave you wanting more crack.

Do you know how much crack I've smoked in peoples bathrooms I didn't want to know I was smoking crack? Not that many because I quit after like 2-3 months after almost doing a shitload of time. Since then the only time I smoked was one time when this crackhead owed me $100 and showed up with an 8 ball and said he'd smoke it with me for the $100 he owed me. I turned off my phone and when my gf came home a few hours later and saw him there and knew my phone was off she knew something was up. He was blax.

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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2014, 12:35:12 am »
crack will eat your soul though and just leave you wanting more crack.

Do you know how much crack I've smoked in peoples bathrooms I didn't want to know I was smoking crack? Not that many because I quit after like 2-3 months after almost doing a shitload of time. Since then the only time I smoked was one time when this crackhead owed me $100 and showed up with an 8 ball and said he'd smoke it with me for the $100 he owed me. I turned off my phone and when my gf came home a few hours later and saw him there and knew my phone was off she knew something was up. He was blax.

My dad had a new years party a few years ago and I spent most of the time smoking crack in his bathroom
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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2014, 12:38:56 am »
crack will eat your soul though and just leave you wanting more crack.

Do you know how much crack I've smoked in peoples bathrooms I didn't want to know I was smoking crack? Not that many because I quit after like 2-3 months after almost doing a shitload of time. Since then the only time I smoked was one time when this crackhead owed me $100 and showed up with an 8 ball and said he'd smoke it with me for the $100 he owed me. I turned off my phone and when my gf came home a few hours later and saw him there and knew my phone was off she knew something was up. He was blax.

My dad had a new years party a few years ago and I spent most of the time smoking crack in his bathroom

lol, I've never smoked out of a crackpipe, only out of pill bottles/inhalers etc. I was selling it at the time and never really ran out and wanted more. I also shared crack which is rare. One time I tried to make a pipe by stabbing a glass test tube with a knife and ended up cutting my hand open. A few times we also ran out of cigs for ash and we'd just light weed and let it burn like ballas. That was a weird winter I guess.

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Re: Fuck everything
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2014, 12:41:23 am »
I am a tire gauge and brillo type of guy, but I hate the dirty fingerprints bullshit so I always have wipes or something, and a wet cloth to cool the pipe between hits
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« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2014, 12:47:08 am »
man, this guy in jail said he used to put down black garbage bags, cover himself with them then put them on the chair, ground, etc to catch the fucking FLAKES HOLY FUCK IS THAT EVER SOME STUPID SHIT. People with their fucking smoking the carpet and "shhhh" with their mouths open and shit FUCK I hate crackheads, I bet you weren't like that though.