hello i am a doctor that needs to check your ., anal area, you need to take pictures and send them to me.
first you need to take laxatives all day long, dont have a bowel movement for a week. then got an newspaper and lay it on the carpet in front of your animals if you have a dog or cat, if not, your family members or an audiance. Shit on the newspaper, and all over everything, dont forget the tv and the ceiling fan, so now whoever is watching should of taken pictures by now.
spread your buttcheeks apart and move the ass hairs to the side.
take close up pictures of that butthole,
but i usually call it the chocolate starfish.
oh and dont throw that shit on the newspaper away, it needs to stay on the carpet for 5 weeks before you need to eat it
you may have anal cancer,
get me the pictures quick
you need to finger your butthole everyday
for an hour as prescribed. done use lb lube
