How to make Meth

[BallsDeep69]

From what I've seen, once SnB topics start hitting a forum, most, if not all, people there who actually know a thing or two about chemistry start leaving/ being very withheld.  They can see the level of education in the forum has gone from knowledgeable discussion to "How can I makez my own meth so I can get uber high n rich"  I know this is not a SnB thread, but it is a substantial indicator of the forum's actual chemistry knowledge level.  I'm not a rhodium or anything, but I have enough knowledge to know this method is doomed to fail.

A prime example of the knowledge level of SnB'ers is all their references to how SnB is the nazi method.  ANY SnB post referencing nazi's should be disregarded.  The birch reduction reaction wasn't even discovered until 1944, and was reported by Arthur Birch who was working at the University of Oxford at the time.  As anyone who cites nazi's knows, (or in this case probably doesn't), Germany and England weren't getting along real well in 1944 and probably weren't swapping science notes until after the war was over.  Just to finish off this nazi SnB non-sense, the original report utilized sodium as the original dissolved alkali metal, not lithium(I've never seen a shake n bake that doesn't use lithium batteries).

REFERENCE: http://pubs.rsc.org/en/Content/ArticleLanding/1944/JR/jr9440000430#!divAbstract

While I know this is chemistry and not history, I think anyone attempting a Birch should have the knowledge level to understand that the original Nazis didn't have shit to birch reductions, let alone SnB's, and if they can't figure that out, then they probably shouldn't be cooking dope.

Dude, I copy and pasted my whole post. Don't know if it actually works and havn't tried it...

OP RXN is 30 years old.

..... Fuck you.

[1337]

It's not even worth arguing. "Arguing with a fool proves there are two."

You want to include chemistry (besides biochemistry) in the drug forum? Change the description, then you can continue ruining the forum without so much as a peep from me.

[kolokol-1]

This will get you Levo-methamphetamine, if anything.

Just eat a vicks inhaler if you want this, because trust me, you don't.

[Idiosyncrasy]

It's not even worth arguing. "Arguing with a fool proves there are two."

I've heard it said, "when you argue with a fool, who's the fool?"

You want to include chemistry (besides biochemistry) in the drug forum? Change the description, then you can continue ruining the forum without so much as a peep from me.

To be fair, the word chemistry is in the forum name, and this topic fits fine within its description. Where would you place it - lab tips?

[kolokol-1]

I think the word "synthesis" should be in the laboratory tips description, and this should be moved there.

BLTC has always been more about drug culture and consumption

I definitely see why it was posted here, though

[AlHarringtonCHN]

I think the word "synthesis" should be in the laboratory tips description, and this should be moved there.

BLTC has always been more about drug culture and consumption

I definitely see why it was posted here, though

True true.

This is not a synthesis.

It is an OTC extraction of l-Meth that can not be "converted" to the desired "d" isomer. The "l" isomer has ~1/10 the "desired psychoactive" affinity so pleasant side effects outpace recreation.

[aYoungKing]

Something about that 2nd carbon on the propane chain in the end product being chiral makes me think this method isn't worth a flying fuck.  L's are bad, D's are good.

Nuff said

L meth can be racemized into racemic meth, or D and L meth mix fairly easily. so if you do have access to vicks nose inhalers and you extract from them, you can get some crank with out even cooking

[Tungsten.Chromium]

Something about that 2nd carbon on the propane chain in the end product being chiral makes me think this method isn't worth a flying fuck.  L's are bad, D's are good.

Nuff said

L meth can be racemized into racemic meth

Well butter my butt and call me a bisket. 

My knowledge of chiral chemistry isn't strong by any means but I was always under the impression that turning one isomer into a racemixed mix or another isomer completely was pretty damn tough.  Good ininfo I'll have to relay to my pet spider.

[cookster3000]

Something about that 2nd carbon on the propane chain in the end product being chiral makes me think this method isn't worth a flying fuck.  L's are bad, D's are good.

Nuff said

L meth can be racemized into racemic meth, or D and L meth mix fairly easily. so if you do have access to vicks nose inhalers and you extract from them, you can get some crank with out even cooking

 Please enlighten us young king ..

[Flowerz]

I have a guide that is of similar quality to the OPs

How to make magic mushrooms:

Step 1: Shit into bucket for 6 weeks or until bucket is full

Step 2: Buy mushrooms at grocery store

Step 3: Dunk mushrooms in orange juice, then mouth wash, then put them in the microwave for 4 seconds. You must dunk them in the orange juice FIRST. The mushrooms are now mutated and will produce mescalinamine if given the proper environment.

Step 4: Put the mushrooms in the shit bucket. Put the shit bucket in a cool dark place and spray it with moutain dew.

Step 5: Wait 3 months.

Step 6: Rub icyhot cream all over your face and genitals and pour the shit bucket all over your head and roll around in it.

Step 7: Trip balls.

[Bewbees]

Your still going to need to "cook" the l-methamphetamine into the d isomer and the vicks inhalers only contain 200mg so 1 gram of meth is going to cost atleast $20 just in inhalers.

[BallsDeep69]

I have a guide that is of similar quality to the OPs

How to make magic mushrooms:

Step 1: Shit into bucket for 6 weeks or until bucket is full

Step 2: Buy mushrooms at grocery store

Step 3: Dunk mushrooms in orange juice, then mouth wash, then put them in the microwave for 4 seconds. You must dunk them in the orange juice FIRST. The mushrooms are now mutated and will produce mescalinamine if given the proper environment.

Step 4: Put the mushrooms in the shit bucket. Put the shit bucket in a cool dark place and spray it with moutain dew.

Step 5: Wait 3 months.

Step 6: Rub icyhot cream all over your face and genitals and pour the shit bucket all over your head and roll around in it.

Step 7: Trip balls.

Yeah? Well... Fuck you.

[cookster3000]

Your still going to need to "cook" the l-methamphetamine into the d isomer

you can`t

[Bewbees]

^sure you can its just not easy, cheap, or practical for the home chemist.

[aYoungKing]

Your still going to need to "cook" the l-methamphetamine into the d isomer and the vicks inhalers only contain 200mg so 1 gram of meth is going to cost atleast $20 just in inhalers.

that's still cheaper for what you buy it on the street


i wasn't saying this was any good. but it will work