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Offline splooge gook

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tried leaving my house
« on: October 30, 2014, 10:31:14 am »
without moms permission, havent been outside in years.

do you guy's feel happier, being able to absorb the warmth of the Son? And thy father

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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2014, 10:32:41 am »
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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2014, 10:38:05 am »
you gonna get banned nigga
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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2014, 11:26:11 am »
Stupid nigger tweaker

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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2014, 11:58:32 am »
Why are all of Splooges' posts so fucking meaningless?
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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2014, 12:00:06 pm »
I AM AN OWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, you are A retard with severe brain damage amage amage amage.

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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2014, 12:26:51 pm »
I AM AN OWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, you are A retard with severe brain damage amage amage amage.

i get it now

i was going to post "i get it now" when i got it, but now that i've got amage in image the picture is clear like crystal lite lemon iced tea mixed in an emptied out bottle of dasani filled with tap water which i then fill with the second packet of crystal lite. i then mix crystal meth, bleach, and amonia and it actually forms real life geometrically perfect crystals. like you know those "grow your own crystals" kits they used to diddle to kids for corporate greed. also there is the chemical property of crystallization, which is where molecules of a certain type get stuck into different 3 dimensional configurations, which, when made complete, often form distinct shapes of certain classes with different mathematical properties. crystal lite is called crystallite because the powder is actually tiny shavings from a giant block the size of a football court as dense as cement that mexican people smash at with a hammer into little bits, collect off the ground by vacuuming it up, and then sealing it into little packets which get busheled through customs because 420 blaze it, but my point is it is literally a prismicular object, which is the optimal "packing" of crystal lite. amonia and bleach with meth creates 2 distinct byproducts: methanol and methylamiroxanaxicodone-4. this forms a crystal made out of triangles. once seperated the meth1 from meth2 by doing long division with free radicals, the meth2 is mixed withthe prismicular crystallite with creates an object with an extremely complex topology which tends to represent the letter "t", or jesus nailed to the cross without jesus actually being on it. because jesus is literally a jewish scam artist. but it's three dimensional. let the power of crust compel you. pretty fucking dusty, bro.

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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2014, 02:40:39 pm »
I AM AN OWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, you are A retard with severe brain damage amage amage amage.

i get it now

i was going to post "i get it now" when i got it, but now that i've got amage in image the picture is clear like crystal lite lemon iced tea mixed in an emptied out bottle of dasani filled with tap water which i then fill with the second packet of crystal lite. i then mix crystal meth, bleach, and amonia and it actually forms real life geometrically perfect crystals. like you know those "grow your own crystals" kits they used to diddle to kids for corporate greed. also there is the chemical property of crystallization, which is where molecules of a certain type get stuck into different 3 dimensional configurations, which, when made complete, often form distinct shapes of certain classes with different mathematical properties. crystal lite is called crystallite because the powder is actually tiny shavings from a giant block the size of a football court as dense as cement that mexican people smash at with a hammer into little bits, collect off the ground by vacuuming it up, and then sealing it into little packets which get busheled through customs because 420 blaze it, but my point is it is literally a prismicular object, which is the optimal "packing" of crystal lite. amonia and bleach with meth creates 2 distinct byproducts: methanol and methylamiroxanaxicodone-4. this forms a crystal made out of triangles. once seperated the meth1 from meth2 by doing long division with free radicals, the meth2 is mixed withthe prismicular crystallite with creates an object with an extremely complex topology which tends to represent the letter "t", or jesus nailed to the cross without jesus actually being on it. because jesus is literally a jewish scam artist. but it's three dimensional. let the power of crust compel you. pretty fucking dusty, bro.

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Right, so first of all.  I'm not your bro, guy.

Second.  The pony was right on the money. Cops was able to verify how there had been a meth lab in the area, and how they also tortured and raped several cats, dogs and horses. Obviously the animals themselfs is to blaim, they could have attacked and killed the marsians at any time. Their zero point energy devices are useless in earths atmosphere, and a horse should seriously be strong enough to defend itself from little green men the size of golum. If the animals never allowed the marshians to move them, they wouldn't have been raped, its simple.  The animals are to blame.  The marshians didn't know those specific earth laws, and on mars its a tradition to have sex with your pets.  You should forgive them really.  Please.

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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2014, 05:41:09 pm »
You went full retard. Never go full retard.
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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2014, 05:57:35 pm »
sp today was aight so far.  woke up maybe 6am, took my xanny, addy, and carby with my daily Monster or Monster Assault. I proceeded to talk to mash on AIM about the trip i had drinkin spice milk tea yesterday, for a few hrs, played some bass, drew some pictures, read some shit about category theory, went to eat hot dogs with daddy, got the mustard all over me. then i came home, daddy had to go, i found a test tube and a straw and tried smoking it like a meth pipe but it wouldnt burn. then i went to my stove and held my finger over the test tube full of f, weedicus for like 30 seconds and i would inhale all soon as i let go getting all yje weird milkyshitand jwh thru and fuck a nigga that don'tdo what he say he gonna do, just like its your first day of school in your second year in juvie but you came to class unprepared so all the kids are laughing their asses off at you. you're also probably ugly. anywaay after i did that a bunch of time i threw a xanax in my cola to let it dissolve and my dad said "son i am very dissapointed in you" and i said "i didn't do it". he started screaming at me so i picked up more greasy, smelly, FILTHY hotdogs and rubbed them all over my neck fat and lower chin. so i threw a xanax in my cola and i threw the spice i vaped in an uncleaned test tube into the cola,once that happened it was stirred with the staraw that was nfull of thta shit cause it matters hella lot NS I Ainbyt
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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2014, 05:58:55 pm »
I'm the one who punishes Daddy now.
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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2014, 06:15:57 pm »
I'm the one who punishes Daddy now.
If you really wanted to punish daddy you'd be dosing him instead. If the psychological factor of his awareness of the act were key to punishment, you'd lern2gaslight.

The rhetorical question surrounding teh sploo is whether you'll fuck up before you get over it, whatever "it" is. I'm sure you've seen shit like this in your wiki escapades. Apply that shit.
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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2014, 07:33:44 pm »
You should kill him by replacing an albuterol inhaler canister with toulene.
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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #13 on: October 30, 2014, 08:06:37 pm »
inject him 50000 bho shots

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Re: tried leaving my house
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2014, 03:30:30 am »
without moms permission, havent been outside in years.

do you guy's feel happier, being able to absorb the warmth of the Son? And thy father

I cannot-- I am a vampire

I am stopstomingtoday.com

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I AM AN OWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well atleast you didn't go to juvenile hall
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