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Offline bling bling

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the day the crocodiles took over
« on: October 28, 2014, 12:22:05 pm »
http://www.parentdish.co.uk/2014/10/16/mum-calls-police-after-spotting-crocodile-in-her-garden-plymouth/?ncid=edlinkukpare00000668

buy alot to 20 billion inflatable crocodile

throw 1/3 into the sea at high tide

throw 1/3 into random peoples gardens

if you haave any left over fill them with heilium/hydrogen/TATP (did i get that right wdf im not so good on my minerals)

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ps when ur in the ppls gardens make sure u rob any good things u see and bring them to me

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Re: the day the crocodiles took over
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2014, 01:56:51 pm »
Sooo....whos paying for this brilliant idea?

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Re: the day the crocodiles took over
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2014, 02:18:23 pm »
Ok, as an Australian citizen.. *IN Aussie accent* I eat crocs for tucka then throw some wallabies on the barbie followed by some X-Treme kanaka wankin'
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Re: the day the crocodiles took over
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2014, 02:22:40 pm »
Ok, as an Australian citizen.. *IN Aussie accent* I eat crocs for tucka then throw some wallabies on the barbie followed by some X-Treme kanaka wankin'



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Re: the day the crocodiles took over
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2014, 02:26:10 pm »
Ok, as an Australian citizen.. *IN Aussie accent* I eat crocs for tucka then throw some wallabies on the barbie followed by some X-Treme kanaka wankin'



Gosh, I've actually seen that epiode of Archer. See this is why we need a Thanks button.
My will, as it were.
To Zek, get over the fucking kittens man.

To RisiR, you'll always be my favourite hater.

To -SpectraL, you're one of the only people here who can insult Arnox without ramming it down his throat.

To Arnox, fuck you.

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Re: the day the crocodiles took over
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2014, 02:41:03 pm »
Ok, as an Australian citizen.. *IN Aussie accent* I eat crocs for tucka then throw some wallabies on the barbie followed by some X-Treme kanaka wankin'



Gosh, I've actually seen that epiode of Archer. See this is why we need a Thanks button.

But Gator tail is fucking awesome! Theres a gator farm about 20 min from my house and fried tail is delicious.


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Re: the day the crocodiles took over
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2014, 02:43:47 pm »
Ok, as an Australian citizen.. *IN Aussie accent* I eat crocs for tucka then throw some wallabies on the barbie followed by some X-Treme kanaka wankin'



Gosh, I've actually seen that epiode of Archer. See this is why we need a Thanks button.

But Gator tail is fucking awesome! Theres a gator farm about 20 min from my house and fried tail is delicious.
Good for you. Wanna cookie?
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To Zek, get over the fucking kittens man.

To RisiR, you'll always be my favourite hater.

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Re: the day the crocodiles took over
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2014, 03:46:51 pm »
I passed a dead one on the road a few days ago. Its probably still there if someone wants some road kill for supper

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Re: the day the crocodiles took over
« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2014, 07:09:05 am »
I passed a dead one on the road a few days ago. Its probably still there if someone wants some road kill for supper
I wouldn't mind it,
My will, as it were.
To Zek, get over the fucking kittens man.

To RisiR, you'll always be my favourite hater.

To -SpectraL, you're one of the only people here who can insult Arnox without ramming it down his throat.

To Arnox, fuck you.