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Offline helladamnleet

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Saving money
« on: October 28, 2014, 03:20:44 am »
So check it out, yo, I started saving change, and I counted it the other day and I have like $60 in change, so I started counting my other money and realized I have $1 bills like I have quarters, so I'm going to start saving those too in hopes of amassing $600. Once I do that I'm going to start saving $5 bills until I have $3000, then $10 bills until I have $6,000, et cetera et ceterio, then I'm going to leave my fucking stupid ho of a wife and jack off to myself in the mirror every day while squeezing velveta into my asshole.
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Re: Saving money
« Reply #1 on: October 28, 2014, 03:29:47 am »
you're gonna need that money to pay for your cancer treatment
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Offline helladamnleet

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Re: Saving money
« Reply #2 on: October 28, 2014, 03:36:35 am »
Quote from: mmmmmmmQuestions on October 28, 2014, 03:29:47 am
you're gonna need that money to pay for your cancer treatment

Good think I don't have cancer and would refuse any 'treatment' anyway.
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Re: Saving money
« Reply #3 on: October 28, 2014, 03:56:50 am »
it's obviously not a bad idea; what you're talking about. Why don't you just load 5 or 10 dollars a week into some sort of mutual fund?
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Re: Saving money
« Reply #4 on: October 28, 2014, 05:06:20 am »
Quit doing drugs.
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Re: Saving money
« Reply #5 on: October 28, 2014, 08:03:38 am »
u could invest these funds in bling and he will do all kinds of hustles on ur money and u get that $$$ so much quiker ygm fam
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Re: Saving money
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2014, 08:04:42 am »
mainly i will use my multi thousand dollar crypto stacks as leverage on ur investment
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Re: Saving money
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2014, 10:48:40 am »
It would be nice if we could have a serious post about saving money...
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Re: Saving money
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2014, 12:24:25 pm »
or u could invest it in a big slab of blings golden goodness for only 200 for 28!!! the niggers luv that shit...

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Re: Saving money
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2014, 12:35:56 pm »
That velveta should make good lube...
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Re: Saving money
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2014, 04:18:57 pm »
Quote from: BallsDeep69 on October 28, 2014, 10:48:40 am
It would be nice if we could have a serious post about saving money...

Yeah, I know. I shouldn't have shitpost, but honestly, what advice could I give that any of you would listen too?

But yeah, I save all my change, which has built up to about $60 over the last few months, and have enough money going through my hands that I can start saving $1 bills for now.

My plan is semi-real though. I am going to save $1s until I have $500-1000 hidden away, then start saving $5s, et cetera. My ultimate plan is to have well over $10k hidden in case my marriage goes sour.
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Re: Saving money
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2014, 11:54:07 pm »
Quote from: helladamnleet on October 28, 2014, 04:18:57 pm
Quote from: BallsDeep69 on October 28, 2014, 10:48:40 am
It would be nice if we could have a serious post about saving money...

Yeah, I know. I shouldn't have shitpost, but honestly, what advice could I give that any of you would listen too?

But yeah, I save all my change, which has built up to about $60 over the last few months, and have enough money going through my hands that I can start saving $1 bills for now.

My plan is semi-real though. I am going to save $1s until I have $500-1000 hidden away, then start saving $5s, et cetera. My ultimate plan is to have well over $10k hidden in case my marriage goes sour.

I think Eminem wife tried to save a thousand dollars till someone broke in anand stole it.  And it hurt so bad it broke her heart.  And it seemed like everything was just starting to fall apart. Eminem and Kim was arguing a lot so Kim moved back to Chalmers in an apartment flat
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Re: Saving money
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2014, 12:21:38 am »
Now go through all the dimes and quarters looking for silver.
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Re: Saving money
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2014, 01:03:36 am »
Quote from: RustyShackleford on October 29, 2014, 12:21:38 am
Now go through all the dimes and quarters looking for silver.

I've only found one quarter that was made with silver in my change, to date. It was minted in 1942 (which one isn't denoted), I noticed it among my change when placing it within my pocket, the resonance whilst colliding among the other coins being audibly-discernible. I retrieved it with curiosity, noticing it fairly worn upon closer scrutiny. It's appearance was slightly more luminous in nature, though to it's cause, I'm not privy. I assume it's the silver content, which at the market price value at the time (about a year ago) resulted in a total worth of $5-6 USD. I received it at a 7-Eleven.
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Re: Saving money
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2014, 03:19:31 am »
Quote from: komokazi on October 29, 2014, 01:03:36 am
Quote from: RustyShackleford on October 29, 2014, 12:21:38 am
Now go through all the dimes and quarters looking for silver.

I've only found one quarter that was made with silver in my change, to date. It was minted in 1942 (which one isn't denoted), I noticed it among my change when placing it within my pocket, the resonance whilst colliding among the other coins being audibly-discernible. I retrieved it with curiosity, noticing it fairly worn upon closer scrutiny. It's appearance was slightly more luminous in nature, though to it's cause, I'm not privy. I assume it's the silver content, which at the market price value at the time (about a year ago) resulted in a total worth of $5-6 USD. I received it at a 7-Eleven.

Of course you did. Whoever spent it probably knew it was worth more, but needed another quarter to buy a foety
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