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Offline ngalo1983

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My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« on: October 27, 2014, 09:22:01 pm »
I don't trust that slut. She is the type to sit on Pinocchio's face and tell him to tell her more lies lol I'm gonna keep my eyes on that whore bag.
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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2014, 09:29:44 pm »
You about to make a soap impression of her and donate her to the national trust?
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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2014, 09:33:16 pm »
No! I'm just gonna act like a psycho stalker. Whenever she goes some where I'm gonna look into your eyes in a scary way and say where are you going? Then I'll call her every 5 minutes saying, "Areyou there yet?".
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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2014, 09:46:18 pm »
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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2014, 10:31:50 pm »
You about to make a soap impression of her and donate her to the national trust?

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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2014, 10:33:34 pm »
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2014, 10:50:10 pm »
This is why you can never get attached to another human being

Its not worth it anymore

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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2014, 11:01:03 pm »
x gf literally said she could tell the size of a guys dick from the sound of them pissing, right after I pissed and she already knew my dicksize like she was thinking about other guys dix so I literally called her a whore

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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2014, 11:06:03 pm »
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2014, 11:36:08 pm »
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

gamma orbiter male detected

the only explanation for that randomly strung together group of words that make absolutely no sense whatsoever is due to the poster being a nigger

with that deduction made...gtfo

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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2014, 11:45:04 pm »
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This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2014, 12:23:41 am »
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

gamma orbiter male detected

the only explanation for that randomly strung together group of words that make absolutely no sense whatsoever is due to the poster being a nigger

with that deduction made...gtfo

fuk u anglo prik

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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2014, 12:24:02 am »
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total colonasation

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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2014, 12:26:59 am »
What a faggot

Faggots that treat women this way deserve what they get.

Allow me to thank you ahead of time

gamma orbiter male detected

the only explanation for that randomly strung together group of words that make absolutely no sense whatsoever is due to the poster being a nigger

with that deduction made...gtfo

fuk u anglo prik

id enjoy that

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Re: My girl said she will never cheat on me ever.....
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2014, 12:31:53 am »
hoes gunna hoe.

fuck that bitch until she does something stupid, kick her ass to the street and get another.

or wait until she cheats, blackmail her for blowjobs whenever. lol
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