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Offline splooge gook

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think my ex gf called teh cops
« on: October 27, 2014, 05:35:18 pm »
we have to attend the school i dropped out of immediately for a conference tomorrow
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2014, 05:56:27 pm »
If she called the cops they'd come arrest you, fag.
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2014, 05:57:08 pm »
you should bring a tape recorder.
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2014, 05:58:13 pm »
Quote from: mashleshmash on October 27, 2014, 05:57:08 pm
you should bring a tape recorder.

Do it! Then you can get arrested for an illegal recording device.
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2014, 07:04:12 pm »
Bring a lawyer

And some KY
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2014, 07:12:03 pm »
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2014, 12:43:30 pm »
So finish the story.
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #7 on: October 28, 2014, 12:51:44 pm »
didn't go, i'm not a student anymore
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #8 on: October 28, 2014, 12:55:44 pm »
That isnt exciting.  You should have gone so you could share the stories of your adventures

Call them back and reschedule
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #9 on: October 29, 2014, 05:40:03 am »
she's in counseling now and i''m on santuary
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2014, 05:55:54 am »
Dude my ex got a restraining order on me once months after we broke up cuz she thought I was ding dong ditching her house. Bitch was cray, it was cancelled like two days later.
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2014, 06:26:05 am »
sploo gets away scotch free
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2014, 06:49:08 am »
ive been enduring the pain all year
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2014, 07:06:16 am »
the mental pain she has afflicted you with.
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Re: think my ex gf called teh cops
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2014, 07:13:54 am »
because shes a sadist
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