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Offline Rocklin

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Time to invent a new porn category
« on: October 27, 2014, 05:25:07 am »
Ok lets think really hard and try to invent a new porn category,  I have one that nobody has thought of yet.
no matter how fucked up it is someone is always willing to pay so lets get inventing.

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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2014, 05:30:38 am »
Quote from: Rocklin on October 27, 2014, 05:25:07 am
Ok lets think really hard and try to invent a new porn category,  I have one that nobody has thought of yet.
no matter how fucked up it is someone is always willing to pay so lets get inventing.
What about... Robots?
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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2014, 12:00:37 pm »
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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2014, 12:07:37 pm »
Pics required...
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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2014, 01:10:33 pm »
cavewoman porn




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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2014, 01:13:38 pm »
Ebola porn
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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #6 on: October 27, 2014, 02:47:58 pm »
Has lezdom caught on yet?
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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2014, 02:58:07 pm »
Quote from: starvingniglet on October 27, 2014, 01:10:33 pm
cavewoman porn

After a bit of 'research', I see that they already have this. 

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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2014, 03:06:30 pm »
Bored porn.  Where the actors pretend (or not) to be totally disinterested in what's going on.  Maybe they could be reading books or watching TV while kind of passively having sex.
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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2014, 03:18:11 pm »
Is there a category of women having sex with motor vehicles?
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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2014, 03:35:06 pm »
Lottery porn where you get a video or something and you have to watch it all the way through before switching to another and there's like a 50/50 chance no one actually has sex. So like some videos will be like the hot chick who can't pay the pizza man or whatever gets arrested and goes to jail and we see the impact that has on her life. Is she scared straight? Does she turn to a life of crime? Who knows!
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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #11 on: October 27, 2014, 03:35:22 pm »
Quote from: equanimity on October 27, 2014, 03:06:30 pm
Bored porn.  Where the actors pretend (or not) to be totally disinterested in what's going on.  Maybe they could be reading books or watching TV while kind of passively having sex.

Would watch.
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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #12 on: October 27, 2014, 03:39:59 pm »
anti-porn, where a couple in a motel room do their best to avoid each other, while dressed in several layers of thick winter clothing

necro-necrophilia, where two dead bodies do their best to copulate (i.e. they just sort of lie there in a heap)

gaia-porn, where some guy vigorously fucks a hole in the ground
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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2014, 03:48:41 pm »
Space porn, where two planets move close together, a mountain on one planet fits into a valley on another planet, the friction releasing red-hot magma
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Re: Time to invent a new porn category
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2014, 05:51:31 pm »
Rule 34 prevents this.
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