Let's say hypothetically SWIM's dog was writing a story about a guy who's rock was writing a research paper on shoplifting. Now that that's out off the way how about we post about anything shoplifting. Experiences, tactics, things to take, store information, and stuff of that nature.
So this was the first time this person has shoplifted we'll call him N. N was curious about trying DXM so he had his friend drive him to the local pharmacy. He walks in calm as fuck, like serial killer calm, and walks to the cough syrup isle while his friend goes to shit. N was looking for a particular type of DXM so it took him a while. In the end he ended up jacking the cough syrup and some condoms, because N acts like a nigger. He did it all by shoving it in his waistband and walking out the door. The alarm went off and N's friend freaked but he was still calm and walked back to the car and they left. He wasn't sure weather the alarm went off because of the condoms or delsym but it doesn't matter, he got away.
Well sanctuary your turn. Also N loved DXM, and hasn't had it in a while, in fact he told me he's contemplating getting more soon.
