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Offline Dumpster Slut

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I HATE SMALL PEOPLE
« on: October 21, 2014, 05:54:18 am »
Snoopy, enter, and nero all are below average in their height.

How do I know?
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Re: I HATE SMALL PEOPLE
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2014, 06:23:43 am »
You were on your knees and their cocks only came to your belly button?
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2014, 06:44:55 am »
You were on your knees and their cocks only came to your belly button?

lol REKT

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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2014, 11:06:32 am »
Snoopy, enter, and nero all are below average in their height.

How do I know?

Yet they're still taller than you

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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2014, 12:13:40 pm »
When I was a young boy, I once saw a midget at church and I cried in fear and ran away.
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Re: I HATE SMALL PEOPLE
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2014, 01:07:55 pm »
Quality post. You might be the most valuable contributor to this website. Someone get this cunt a medal.


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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2014, 01:09:28 pm »
Are you being sarcastic?


Because I don't care  8)
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2014, 01:12:23 pm »
Are you being sarcastic?


Because I don't care  8)
When I was a young boy

I only ever say cunt to women. Lrn2thread

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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2014, 07:12:16 pm »
Are you being sarcastic?


Because I don't care  8)
When I was a young boy

I only ever say cunt to women. Lrn2thread

How would I know that you only say cunt to women?
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Re: I HATE SMALL PEOPLE
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2014, 07:30:16 pm »

Small people are small.
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2014, 07:35:18 pm »
great song
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« Reply #11 on: October 22, 2014, 03:33:01 am »
didnd terad
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Re: I HATE SMALL PEOPLE
« Reply #12 on: October 22, 2014, 03:40:25 am »

Good album, haven't thought of it since 2005.
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« Reply #13 on: October 22, 2014, 05:29:47 am »
The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.
-Robert Frost

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Re: I HATE SMALL PEOPLE
« Reply #14 on: October 22, 2014, 05:33:53 am »
too small didnt read.